I'd like to meet:
grade grubbers
Music:
alkaline trio. hot water music. velvet teen. against me! motion city soundtrack. smashing pumpkins. ...and you will know us by the trail of dead. band of horses. brand new. modest mouse. cursive. fugazi. jimmy eat world. minus the bear. blood brothers. arcade fire. q and not u. the anniversary. say anything. the format. silversun pickups. radiohead. saves the day. death cab. sufjan stevens. bishop allen.
Television:
seinfeld. law & order. lost. jeopardy. curb your enthusiasm. arrested development.
Books:
anything chuck klosterman/david sedaris.