I'd like to meet:
Weiners.
Music:
Radiohead, Aretha, Of Montreal, The Pretenders, Prince, Beastie Boys, Travis, the Smiths, Hot Chip, Janis Joplin, Dios Malos, Buckley, Blind Melon, Interpol, Damien Rice, Black Crowes, the Pixies, The Roots, Athlete, TV on the Radio, Cat Power, Klaxons, Digital Underground, Kings of Leon, the Rapture, LCD Soundsystem, Zutons, Arcade Fire, Silversun Pickups
Movies:
American Beauty, Royal Tenenbaums, Snatch, Set it Off, Sin City, Aventures in Babysitting, Blow, Gangs of New York, Almost Famous
Television:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Reno 911!
Heroes:
Me.