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Dan

Sure...Sure I'll join your cult.

About Me

I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY...IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLING
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." - President John F. Kennedy
I go to college.

Yeah, there's Chocolate Reddi-Whip down my pants. Jealous?
ERIC. I miss you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Daniel Joseph Haack
Birthday: April 25
Birthplace: Madison, Wisc.
Current Location: Ithaca, New York / Mount Horeb, Wisc.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, English, Irish, Welsh, Austrian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Banana Republic
Your Weakness: Arrogance, materialism
Your Fears: Death of someone close, paralysis
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme sans mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become famous
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Fo' sho'"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Usually confused
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: 12 midnight - 3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: Eric
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single...but both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college, tardo
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you believe in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: A cigar
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes (on accident)
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: On accident
How do you want to Die: Prepared
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hot-shot TV exec
What country would you most like to Visit: Either England or France again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Don't care
Height: Not too extreme
Weight: Not too extreme
Best Clothing Style: Their own
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero illegals
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Stay tuned
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Whatev
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"Fuck the harder way, we're doing it the smarter way." - Talib Kweli
Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test

"Dawg, if I was you I wouldn't feel myself;
Dawg, if I was you I'd kill myself." - Kanye West

My Interests

"I must lose myself in action, lest I wither in despair." - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

I'd like to meet:

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints." - Billy Joel

Fun and fascinating people...real movers and shakers.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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clean, likes large parties, outgoing, makes friends easily, optimistic, positive, social, high self control, traditional, assertive, rarely irritated, self revealing, open, finisher, high self concept, controlling, rarely worries, tough, likes to stand out, does not like to be alone, semi neat freak, fearless, dominant, trusting, organized, resolute, strong, practical, craves attention, adventurous, hard working, respects authority, brutally honest, realist, altruistic

"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true." - Kathy Griffin

Music:

INXS, Jamie Cullum, Kanye West, Ruben Studdard, John Legend, Talib Kweli, Billie Holiday, Timbaland, Sam Cooke, Latoya London, Nat King Cole, Leela James, Live, Elton John, Ray Charles, Frank Sinatra, Billy Joel, Al Green, Queen Latifah, Joss Stone, Aerosmith, Heart, Maroon 5, Mary J. Blige, Heather Headley, The Beatles, The Doors, Mary J. Blige, Gnarls Barkley, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Ella Fitzgerald, The Police, David Bowie, Elvis Presley, Queen, Miles Davis

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Movies:

Clue, Batman Begins, The Family Stone, The History Boys, sex lies & videotape, Batman 1989-1997, The Prestige, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Annie Hall, Far From Heaven, Star Wars original trilogy, To Kill a Mockingbird, American Beauty, Dick, Kinsey, Serenity, The Others, Best in Show, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2, The Stupids, Ray, Rent, Spaceballs, Airplane, Young Frankenstein, X-Men trilogy "Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world." - Jean-Luc Godard

Television:

The Mole, Boston Legal, Arrested Development, Survivor, Family Guy, American Idol, Rock Star, The Apprentice, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, Grey’s Anatomy, Commander-in-Chief, Big Brother, Reno 911!, CNN

BEST. SHOW. EVER.

You are Michael. You've always said that family is
the most important thing. You carry the
world on your shoulders. You're a good man
and a great role model.

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"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." - Woody Allen

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Darktown Strutters, The Great Gatsby, The Haunting of Hill House, Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man, Peyton Place, Beloved, The Godfather, Lady Sings the Blues, Bunny Lake is Missing, Atonement, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Bluest Eye, Poisonwood Bible, The Westing Game, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Fall of the House of Usher, Native Speaker, Bartleby the Scrivener, Prime Times, The Glass Menagerie, The Lottery, Naomi in the Living Room, All the President’s Men, The Blind Assasin "Oh, how fine it is to know a thing or two." - Moliere

Heroes:

Les Moonves, Bob Iger, Batman, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, William Jefferson Clinton, Martin Luther King, Jr.
"There is a tendency for things to right themselves." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You Have A Type A Personality
A You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top!You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and athletic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." - President John F. Kennedy