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Molliecule

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About Me

I absolutely LOATHE bell peppers in any color, shape, or form. Please do not try to feed them to me, EVER. I used to be "fun." Now I am not so much. However, please do not take this as an open invitation to try to make me have fun. I am an avid nail biter. I am slightly neurotic at times and overanalytical most of the time, but really, who isn't?

My Interests

I am really into facials right now. My skin is looking better than ever! However, please don't think i am insinuating other things by the term "facial." For example, I don't need to hear silly things like "Ha, I'll give you facial for free, girl!" Get your minds out of the gutter.

I'd like to meet:

Karaoke buddies, Dallas enthusiasts. Somebody else who knows the moves to the classic "Sweatin' to the Oldies" number "It's My Party (and I'll Cry if I Want To)," so we can do a coreographed dance routine. Don't worry I wont judge you;)

Music:

Chicago's Feel Good Music...100.3 Love FM!

Movies:

Mannequin 1&2, The Royal Tennenbaums, Happiness, Swimmimg Pool, For the Love of Nancy(made for TV), Fraternity Vaction, Amadeus, Secretary, A&E version of Pride and Prejudice,Farenheit 451, Waiting for Guffman, Stromboli, A Man Condemned to Die-Escapes, Grizzly Man, Little Miss Sunshine, More to come, as I watch more movies.

Television:

"In the dating justice system, there are two separate yet equally important groups: The men, who like to play head games and the women who put up with these offenders. These are their stories."A new show from mastermind Dick Wolf (who brought you Law and Order, Special Victims Unit, Criminal Intent, and Trial by Jury) is about to launch his newest and boldest creation yet-- "The Laws and Order of Dating: Sexual Intent.""Innocent Until Proven Naughty!"

Books:

The Time Traveller's Wife, Naked, White Noise, The Fountainhead, Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, 1984, The Jungle, The Bell Jar, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Red Tent, The Virgin's Lover, Devil in the White City, The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette, Mysterious Skin, The Lovely Bones, Breakfast of Champions (and all other Vonnegut).

Heroes:

Steven Jenkins (duh), Ms. Rohr (RIP), and of course Mitch Hedberg (RIP).

My Blog

my new beauty and skincare blog! for all you interested ladies...and boys!

So, i've recently decided to post a blog after many months...about my obsession with skincare regimens and the quest for the best skin clearing products, acne abolishers, monumental moisturizers, etc....
Posted by Molliecule on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

Vacation!!!

Hey Everyone, For those that are interested, I will be out of town for about two weeks... I'll be sooo busy having the time of my live in Cancun and L.A., that i may not be able to respond to al...
Posted by Molliecule on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

condom commercial ideas...awesome!

For those of you who haven't heard me run on about this yet, I have some brilliant propostions for condom commercials that change the words to pre-existing songs. maybe at some point soon i'll post my...
Posted by Molliecule on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:42:00 PST

new lyrics for "Shrimply Irresistable"

ok, get this: "Shrimp so fine, there's no tellin' where the butter went!" it's good right?
Posted by Molliecule on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:32:00 PST

"They're Crumbelievable!"

Yeah, that's right, it's the new slogan for Kraft cheese crumbles. Get it? Like, instead of "Unbelievable." So obvious and so good. I am genuinely envious that I didn't come up with this one first. I ...
Posted by Molliecule on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:26:00 PST

slogans!!!!!

Everyone knows my personal love of corporate slogans. Thus said, i am going to periodically change my headline to a slogan every now and again.  This will be a sort of game where my readers get t...
Posted by Molliecule on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:42:00 PST

who's gonna be lucky 100?

who's it gonna be, i'm at 99 friends right now.  i might start to get even pickier. the lucky friend will get a blog post all about them! i will post a bio or something. whatever. 
Posted by Molliecule on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 02:16:00 PST

Currently dating...

This subject heading is going to entertain me for a while. Keep your eyes peeled for wacky surprises! 
Posted by Molliecule on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:28:00 PST

My brush with fame.

So today I was going about my normal business at work at Whole Foods Market, when who do I see? None other than the DAVID SCHWIMMER, of Friends fame!!!!  I know don't be jealous. Anyway, just to ...
Posted by Molliecule on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 04:36:00 PST

Bon Jovi Brain Warp.

Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride Im wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive...Maybe posting this, or seeing these lyrics in writing will get this goddamn song out of my head, the chorus will n...
Posted by Molliecule on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST