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lloyd

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About Me

Usual kind of bloke really, drink too much, lazy, pissed off with job, usual thing, always skint. I like quoting Alun Partridge, I think too much. I'm simple and I'm complicated, middle ground, a both sides of the argument kind of bloke. A typical Libra. I like mountains and fields more than sand and sea though, can't swim won't swim, fuck off I'm happy on land, fish don't like it out the sea I don't like being in it, it may be due to some deep psychological fear of when I was a kid or something, I don't know perhaps it's simpler than that, perhaps I just don't like being in places where I can't fucking breathe. I like experimenting with food, eating it upside down that sort of thing. I like genuine people not superficial people. I like all sorts of music and I get on with all sorts of different people, I feel I'm like an everyman, a universal dude, I don't care what the fuck you look like as long as you've got a heart and you use it. This world is fucking crazy and I find it all hard to comprehend sometimes, people fighting over fuck all, we should all just chill out and get on, enjoy it while we can, be loving not hating . This place is massive, there’s so much culture and cool things out there, it really is amazing, unreal sometimes. I forget about it sometimes, get blinded by the gold fish bowl and routine western civilisation has put me in. I don’t give a fuck about money, stick it up your arse. I sometimes wish I was born in a cave or something, it will all be a lot easier if I had. Peace people, live it.

My Interests

Playing guitar, myspace.com.morris1000 that's my music page, couple of folky type tunes of mine up there. I like football and rugby, darts and snooker, and talking bollocks.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dylan, Welephant, Damian Duff and that bloke out of my family the eldest son, they look freakishly similar to me, and I'd like to see them in the same room together so to banish my conspiracy theory that they're the same person.

Music:

Bob Dylan, Donovan, Nick Drake, Lou Reed, David Gray, John Martyn, Tracy Chapman, Beth Orton, Otis Redding, Ray Lamontagne, Bert Jansch, Leonard Cohen, Devendra Banhart, Mark Knopfler, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Billy Bragg, Beck, Damien Rice, Jack Johnson, Woody Guthrie, Willy Mason, Adam Green, Richard Ashcroft, Ralph McTell, Pete Seeger, Paul McCartney, Ryan Adams, John Lennon, Country Joe & the Fish, Kings of Leon, The Strokes, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, The Libertines, Babyshambles, Oasis, Verve, The Velvet Underground, Supergrass, Badly Drawn Boy, Stereophonics, Status Quo, Rod Stewart, The Smiths, The Small Faces, The Kinks, The Beatles, Sex Pistols, Ocean Colour Scene, Modest Mouse, Iggy Pop, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Goldie Looking Chain, Doves, Badly Drawn Boy, ACDC, 22-20's, De La Soul, Dire Straits, Elton John, Elliot Smith, Faithless, I am Kloot, Paul Weller, The Pogues, Pulp, Blur, Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, The White Stripes.....

Movies:

All sorts, I like british gangster films like Snatch, and Tarantino's stuff, and Scorsese's stuff. I hate cheesy American date movies they are just shit and they really gets on my tits.

Television:

Comedies:Big Train Blackadder Bottom The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin Father Ted Fawlty Towers I'm Alan Partridge Men Behaving Badly The Office Only Fools and Horses Porridge Red Dwarf The Thick of It The Royle Family Spaced Till Death Us Do Part The Young OnesSport:Scrum V Match of the Day Darts (Come on Andy!) Snooker (Get in their Ronnie!)

Books:

Haven't read fuck all in ages, old favs are Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole books.

Heroes:

Bob Dylan, Gareth Edwards, Jonathan Davies, Jim Bowen