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SCARY MARY MORTUARY

It's the Devil's Way Now. There is No Way Out. You Can Scream and You Can Shout. IT IS TOO LATE NOW!

About Me



I'm a paranormal investiagator who has my own group of ghost hunters called SCARED. I'm a chef and I'm trying to get my own catering business up and running. I'm currently working on a new style of cuisine that will surely put me on the map. I study many aspects of the occult and I am currently working on a super cool line of clothing and acessories in hopes to create a wonderfully dark empire of stuff to bring fulfilment to tortured souls. I obviously enjoy playing with the dead and I meet some pretty cool people through doing so. If you wanna know more, just ask, I don't bite...hardI hate stupid people!

I hate the people who always say vapid things at the most inopportune times. The one’s who are always above me at work, although they know nothing about anything. Damn those stupid people.

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My Interests



I love photography. I rarely go anywhere without my camera. Not only do I take it with me for "just in case" ghost hunting chances, but I just like snapping picture of Los Angeles. Though I fell in love with New Orleans, I will alway belong to Los Angeles. I LOVE L.A.! <3
Congratulations, you are a rage filled squirrel
who spouts his views at any given moment.
You know what you like
(bagels with cream cheese)
and what you don't.
(everything else)
Chill out before you give yourself an ulcer.

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adopt your own virtual pet! Bacon is in memory of our beloved rotty Zeus. We miss you baby! I know there is no pain were you're at. I hope you are eating lots of "people biscuits"(treats I made in shape of people) and you are always getting the rib that mama "drops" off of the grill.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

I love Morrissey and the Smiths, Radiohead, Depeche Mode, the Cure, Coldplay and everything that falls in this catagory. My concert list is complete. I would really like to see Coldplay and the Chili Peps as an added bonus, but it probably won't happen for a real long time. Oh well. I guess I just have to continue my obsession with my top 3: Radiohead, Morrissey and Depeche Mode!Morrissey still makes me want to lick the monitor screen *sigh*
Radiohead has managed to write the sound track of my life, how I love these guys (Thom, the more so) will never be put into words...unless they write them :)

Movies:

Clerks, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward SicssorHands, Big Fish,all things Tim Burton,Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Oh yeah, I think Kevin Smith is FUCKIN' HOT

Television:


Which Daria charactar are you?
Daria
You think you know everything and you hold yourself higher than everyone else.

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Books:

Kitchen Confidental,Haunted Places, Red Meat

Heroes:



My Blog

Hoping for the Best

I went to visit my brother yesterday.  We took my dad with us.  He had a bunch of visiters when we were there.  He seems to be in good spirits.  Actually better spirits than us.&nb...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 09:06:00 PST

PARANORMAL BLOG: Opening Doors?

Hey kids, first of all, let me take the time to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers for our family's situation.  If you have no idea what I'm talking about, please read the last 2 blog...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:21:00 PST

All We Can Do Now Is Hope for the Best but Wait for the Worst

I'm besides myself.  I'm too angry to cry, too tired to fight and just too burnt out to drag my ass to the tracks and lay in them.  Today my brother went in for surgery.  They were goin...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:34:00 PST

I Just Can’t Seem to Wake Up from this Horrible Nightmare

A sweet person on my friends list pointed out to me that I did not post an outcome to my last advice seeking blog.  There was an update, but not a full "this is how it's going down" blog.  W...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:00:00 PST

PARANORMAL BLOG: More Theory

So I left a cliff hanger in the other blog.  Right now, I just realized that I start nearly every blog with the word "so"  I'm a grammer teacher's worstest nightmare (worstest was intentiona...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:30:00 PST

PARANORMAL BLOG: Scary Mary is Bat Shit Crazy!!!

So to comfirm that this is a crazy topic, I titled it by speaking about myself in the third person.  Some of you will get this joke, the rest of you, never mind.   Anyhow, amoungst the bulls...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:07:00 PST

OH YEAH!

To all of you who took the time to read my blog and respond, for all the kind words, well wishes, prayers and advice, I thank you.  Thank you very much for helping out, and being so kind and taki...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:26:00 PST

A Wrench in the Mechanisms

As I type this, I'm squiting at the screen.  I'm tired, I am physically tired but my mind won't rest.  I just turned down my job offer at the City of Hope.  I'm going to be honest, it w...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:23:00 PST

In Need of Advice, Please Respond

My dear readers and friends.  My apologies for not posting any paranormal blogs or anything else that I promised in the past.  There is a lot going on, and I need advice.  Please forgiv...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:45:00 PST

PARANORMAL BLOG: Feedback Please!

The following was taken from the Ghost Diva's blog, posted by Ghost Diva Tammy. You can visit the original blog here: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&frien dID=73479145&blogID=41...
Posted by SCARY MARY MORTUARY on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:27:00 PST