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I'm the baddest bitch
You are now nothing but a little dot on my map. Congrats.
[AIM] Drunk x Furvert
All of my music/photos are copyrighted. The remedies provided by the law to a copyright owner mean that anyone found making illegal copies, or otherwise infringing, could face some very unpleasant consequences.
Who is Lizzy Bane?
I'm the bitch not the band
--The other white meat--
I'm Impractical, Irrational, Irresponsible, and Immature.
Disgust is my middle name and I thrive off of perversion and insecticide
I'm a circus slut with a mean streak in every color of the fucking rainbow. Casting candy coated insults like fish hooks is a second language to me.
I can be a big BITCH and hardly anybody can handle me when I'm on a rampage. I'm cruel and unforgiving at times, almost all the time... People talk shit, and I have more rumors fluttering around than rabid butterflies. If you heard something about me, tell me because I'm writting a book.
I drink... a lot
my liver is working overtime most of the week and I'm just at that point where I enjoy living day by day. I'm very passionate about everything I do.. drinking included... and I'm not scared to put myself completely out there which also explains why I'm disapointed & drunk half the time. I fall easily, but I'm not hurt easily. It takes a lot for an emotional blow to get to me these days. I'm not one to sit, bitch, and moan because one relationship didnt work out on "How I'll never love again" knowing me, I'll have a pointless crush on someone the next day.
I have the fashion tastes of a 14 year old japanese girl on crack and in my own head I'm a superhero because I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants. Look for an explaination in my drunken interview Here I have fans, I have enemies, I have friends, and I'm smart enough to realize the differance but I love all of them just the same. I can deal with anything, drama, people running their mouths, rumors, you name it. But I can't stand a fake person. Don't talk to me on a daily basis and pretend to be cool with me. If I don't like you, I let you know and I'd expect the same in return.
I live for insults, so call me a bitch, call me a cunt, call me the scum of the universe, you'll more than likely to be right, I'll more than likely not give a shit.
Sarcasm+wit is my best weapon next to chloroform and car bumpers. Ten foot attitude with a quick tongue to match.
I am everyone's friend, but sluts don't matter since they're not people anyway.
I never keep to myself, I'm not paranoid, and I know how to trust people just the right amount. I have no disabling pretend mental problems aside from the obvious. I intimidate a lot of people and I love doing it.
Revenge isn't the answer to everything, but I sure as fuck make it look good

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Lizzys life plan.

I'm gonna move to California, get some sort of schooling in horror make up, become a B-rated movie make up artist until I save up 50,000 for a series of cosmetic surgeries, after my healing process I...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST

Baneish rumors.

As most of you already know, Lizzy Bane and long term boyfriend, Kyle have...well... seperated. But we are still friends, and still have retarded arguments over the phone. I am no longer the "taken" L...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

STOLENNNN -fill it out-

My name:Summarize me in three words:Where did we meet?Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me?When is the last time that we saw each other?Do I drink?Do I smoke?Am I happy?Am I a good...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:32:00 PST

Suicide city! :D

On one of the most random road trips ever, Me and tasha went to PA with Kathy and Jim, and on an even more spurr of the moment, Xak joined us. The ride was brutal, but fun none the less. Di...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:48:00 PST

New year pics!

All these pictures +more are on the LImetal website, page 14 in the pictures section. Daves a big perv!! Fuck guitar hero, Johnny tries playing a real one. Its not what it looks like! Lizzy loves John...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Goodbye 06' part 1

Fabulous year! Fucking with a-man-duhh mercilessly. Tasha leaving Anthony. Parties were fantastic, and our pictures proove it. There was the bad moments, but we dont dwell on them. Heres a few pictur...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

Little kids and vegetarianism.

I don't think I've done a good rant in a long long long long long time... And nothing gets me going like a good idiot ;) Some idiots of which like to sound smart and try to act like they know what th...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

TOM CAN SUCK A COCK.

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: MySpace HelpDate: Nov 11 2006 5:27 AMI'm one of the moderators at MySpace. I had to remove an image (or images) from your account because they...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST

Fucking moron awards

The fucking moron awards are presented to you by Me, and only me. And the people who agree with me, are also involved in some way shape or form :) The first moron award goes to anthony bowen, ...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

Bordem survey

1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?Nope2. Are you gay?:I like people to think I am.3.Do you have hairy legs?:I do own a razor o.0;;4. Do you like monkeys?:I guess5. Do you like Halloween?:Favori...
Posted by Lizzy Bane on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST