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Miss Muffin Top :-)

Show me a couple who doesn't challenge each other, and I'll show you a fake marriage.

About Me

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I'm a cheese popcorn addict.
I'm a total klutz..I trip over my own feet often.
I pretty much suck at anything resembling sports.
I have no interest in adrenaline rushes that may put me in the hospital.
I can't cook worth a damn, and worse than that, I have no interest in learning.
My family and friends mean everything to me.
I lucked out and got me an awesome husband and three wonderful step-kids.
I love dogs. Not a cat person at all.
I love nature. I love the ocean, but I can't swim.
I'd like to either be a bird or a dolphin in my next life.
As for this life, I like being a computer geek.
I want to be a doggie foster parent sometime down the road.
I wish I could save them all!
I'm a chronic fidgeter.
I like watching movies. I love spouting movie lines.
I spend way too much time staring at a computer screen.
I suck at math, but rock at English.
I love having my nose in a book.
I live for summer time!
I can't stand housecleaning, but I do it anyway.
Someday I will have a maid for that stuff.
I'm vain. I care too much about my looks.
I'm a perfectionist, but fall very short of perfection.
I'm somewhat of a hedonist.
I love wine.
I'm direct. You always know where you stand with me.
I think you can never have too many shoes, clothes, purses, or tubes of chapstick.

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My Interests

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I LOVE camping - it is my most favorite thing to do. I love the outdoors - whether it's my own back yard, a redwood forest, or an ocean beach. I totally get off on nature. I love animals and wildlife. I'm not much of a cold-weather gal. I like warm, sunny days. I've gone skiing a couple of times, and it's ok, I guess. But I'd rather be on a beach anyday!!

I like reading, writing, watching movies, playing with my doggies, going out with my hubby, scrapbooking, surfing the internet, and computer programming.

I love to travel and see new places and new people. I haven't seen nearly enough of this world. I like having my "home base", but I would love to hop in an RV with my man and see as much as I can.

I adore Shakespeare and the Renaissance Period in general. We don't have much chance to frequent all of the different Faires across the country, but we never miss the annual Faire at Camp Richardson in Lake Tahoe. It is magical there. We also annually attend the Shakespeare Festival at Sand Harbor, Lake Tahoe in which different productions of Shakespeare plays are performed every year.

With divorce statistics being what they are these days, the MySpace Powers-That-Be should have an option for "step-parent". I have the honor of being the proud Stepmom of three awesome kids. I love them with all my heart!!

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Cesar Millan, The Dog Whisperer. That guy is so amazing, and he makes it look so easy! I wish I could get my dogs to respond to me like that. I'd also like to meet Leisha Hailey from The L Word. Great actress, major hottie. Oh yes, and let's not forget Johnny Depp -- good lord, could this man get any hotter??



You are Ocean Blue
You're both warm and practical. You're very driven, but you're also very well rounded.
You tend to see both sides to every issue, and people consider you a natural diplomat. What Color Blue Are You?

Music:

I love lots of different types of music. I like music that makes me feel inspired and moved. I like unique new stuff, and the classics. A small sampling: Train, Collective Soul, Hoobastank, Nickelback, Rob Thomas, Maroon 5, Avril, Enigma, Sheryl Crowe, Anna Nalick,Kelly Clarkson, Lifehouse, Michelle Branch, Dave Matthews, Madonna, Eagles, Billy Joel, Led Zep, ABBA, 80's & 90's pop, 80's hair.

Movies:

I am a huge chick-flick fanatic! I like a good suspense or adventure too. I despise horror flicks. Just too much of a sissy-girl that way. I really like Angelina Jolie. I love her acting and not only is she extensively easy on the eyes, I find her personal life facinating.

Movies I could watch a million times~
The Notebook(ultimate chick-flick!!), Love Actually, Shakespeare in Love, Under the Tuscan Sun, Sideways, Titanic, Enough, Gia, Life or Something Like It, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Spanglish, Serendipity, Harry Potter, Someone Like You, Narnia, Wimbledon, Lord of the Rings series, Star Wars series, X-Men, Elektra, Everafter, Maid in Manhattan, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lara Croft, The Forgotten, The Others, 13 Going on 30, Contact, Labyrinth, Xanadu, Groundhog Day, Pulp Fiction, Ladder 49, The Island, An Unfinished Life, The Wedding Planner, etc, etc.

Television:

HGTV, The Dog Whisperer, The L Word, Sex & the City, Survivor, Whose Line is it Anyway, Fear Factor, NFL, NBA, Stargate(when my boys are watching it).

I have a major crush on Leisha Hailey from The L Word. She is yummy.

Books:

I LOVE to read! I buy books constantly. I usually read two or three at a time, because I can't wait to finish one before I start the next. I would love to have an old-fashioned library room, with floor to ceiling bookshelves, totally lined, with one of those attached ladders that slide. That would be sweet.

Heroes:

My Hubby - Brave, strong, devastatingly handsome.

My Sister - Hands down, the strongest woman I know.

When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

My Blog

If I Didn't Have Dogs

IF I DIDN'T HAVE  DOGS: I could walk around the yard  barefoot in safety. My house could be carpeted instead  of tiled and laminated. ...
Posted by Miss Muffin Top :-) on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST

Spoiled Kids

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. ...
Posted by Miss Muffin Top :-) on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

We asked for snow!

Well, we're getting it now!  Better late than never, I guess!  It has been snowing for almost 24 hours straight and I can't keep up with the damn shoveling!  My poor little dogs are hav...
Posted by Miss Muffin Top :-) on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

Some Quizzes

You Are Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creative. Expressive. Unique. Your Element is Wood Your power colors: green and brownYour energy: generativeYour season: springLike a tree, you are ...
Posted by Miss Muffin Top :-) on Sat, 20 May 2006 06:11:00 PST

Ode To My Doggies

Dog Haiku I love my master;Thus I perfume myself withThis long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou ever will be. Today I sniffedMany dog butts--I celebrateBy...
Posted by Miss Muffin Top :-) on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

My Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Allison MacLean Williams (Ali - call me Allison and I'll most likely deck ya!) Birthday: March 30, 1971 Birthplace: California Current Location: Reno ...
Posted by Miss Muffin Top :-) on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 09:05:00 PST

Thought For Today

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time.     The rest is trust.   Your love is...  Your name is... Your kiss is....
Posted by Miss Muffin Top :-) on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST