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About Me


I have unattainable expectations for myself, but extremely simple expectations of everyone else. I've got a pretty dark, fucked up sense of humor. I'm quick to laugh, quick to make a sick joke, but I'm a little uncomfortable around people I don't know. So until we find something in common or I find something dumb about you and laugh about to myself, I'll probably be pretty quiet. I was kind of a lost, weird little kid, so that probably translates into me being a weird guy. That's okay by me. I enjoy good friends, bad beer, and heavy equipment. My family is small and distant, so my friends are my family. The people in my life that I choose to spend time with are closer than blood, and I do my best to take care of them.

I long to be born thirty years earlier...

Dennis Hopper's pan is classic.

My Interests

Forced induction makes me horny. If you know what forced induction is, you might make me horny too. There's nothing better than an early morning mountain bike ride before school, or on a Sunday afternoon. All-day car shows are the best. Camping. Girls who don't feel the need to wear makeup. Mongolian BBQ. I have an affinity for showing off my genitalia at inopportune moments... Watching the sun rise. Watching the sun set in the same day. Make-up sex. Taking a step back and realizing how great your friends and family really are, and how much you care about them. Heavy rain with no wind. Taking a long drive with a buddy, just to try and find something new. Taking a long drive by yourself, to think about things. Fried ice cream. Smearing oreo's with peanut butter (is that wierd?). Having friends with swimming pools. Throwing rocks at stuff. Blowing stuff up. HALLOWEEN!

I'd like to meet:

Frank Sinatra. Doc Holliday. My "June Carter", or "Marion Braidfute". If you don't know who either of these women are, google them. Jay Adams. I don't know. Anyone. No one. Fuck it. I miss my dog...

Music:

Punk, Rockabilly, Old country, Rock and Roll, whatever...

Movies:

Fight Club, American History X, The Boondock Saints, Tombstone, American Beauty, Saving Private Ryan, E.T., Made, The 25th Hour, Crusty Demons of Dirt, Rounders, Braveheart, American Graffiti, 8mm, Better Off Dead, Out Cold (I'm such a fuckin dork), Office Space, Beetlejuice, KIDS SLC Punk, Dazed and Confused, Twister, Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels, The Salten Sea, Road to Perdition, Dogtown and Z-Boys...