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About Me

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adopt your own virtual pet!i'm a squid with no ocean (miss you, bradley) i'm kind of a big deal. people know me. they call me chops. my sister has recently named a culver's custard flavor after me: snaitchelberry! eat it!! i just took a quiz that told me i'm 69% bitchy. so there's that... I THINK I THINK TOO MUCH. i love the pistons and any team that beats the miami heat. i heart getting into brewers games fo free, and running the bases afterwards on retro sundays. i think anyone who can appreciate a weekend brunch date and a good side order of extra crispy bacon is alright with me. i should also add that i am eternally bonded with anyone who has been drawn in by the seductive underbelly of coffee consumption. i love that Jay Friend lets me call him, "Friendo Nintendo" and i like lotion, becuase it moisturizes my situation. there are a few words that register a visceral response with me, and while i cannot bring myself to type them, i will say that they start with the letters M, O, and S, and the first two are extremely similar. the word panties also makes me shiver, especially when said with a midwestern accent (read, "PANnies") my favorite sounds right now is WOOOOOOOOTCH. i also like to ask people if they know the importance of a skypager. i think that 6th grade is where it's at. i'm really into ponies and coffee flavored ice cream. future plans include an all-expense paid trip to soulmate camp with my piratey co-captain and latin ballroom lessons. and..."i promise not to do the butt anymore" -rev run

My Interests

spitfire and charbroiled. also crispier than you. all things scrumtrulescent. people and their idiosynchrisies. moisturized situations (a la p. diddy) activities: giving up on/sucking at life. galumphing. editing grammatical and spelling errors. dominating eating contests. inventing a damn teleporter/time machine. doing a bad job of keeping in touch or trying to maintain friendships. playing bar league volleyball. rocking the vote!! "to pay attention, this is out endless and proper work" -may oliver

I'd like to meet:

conan obrien, slick rick, people that pass my "are you cool?" test, a hand to hold, and the toof fairy--she owes me money for my wisdom teeth!...and this chick, according to nate...NikeBGoode: she is the babest babe that ever babed. and lastly, salad fingers: "hubert cumberdale, you taste like sunshine dust!!" how about this little ditty i said the other day to my sister? "i seem to have dropped my squid down the laundry chute!"

Music:

i'm too overwhelmed by the possibilities of this category to answer (but if i must...). anything that puts funk in the trunk and sass in the ass. stuff that rocks the socks. old school country. socially conscious hip hop. 50s crooners. stargazers and shoegazers. the perfect melody. opera. 80s beatbox and pre-east coast/west coast. punk chicks. anyone who does what they want when they want and doesn't listen to haters. "play me a song to set me free" B&S "i feel like a winner when i make a mix tape" BB

Movies:

it's worth mentioning that Better Off Dead has consistently been one of my top movies since i can remember. but also, ones with a choreographed dance number (minimum 5 dancers). technicolor musicals and black & white movies from the 50s where everyone delivers their lines with a sense of urgency. historical fiction type films. anything that makes me laugh til i pee my pants! anything that my main man has been in (this was formerly a picture of christian bale...)

Television:

family guy/home movies/anything adultswim. invader zim and jem reruns. intervention. project runway. america's next top model. daily show. pardon the interruption. best week ever. pistons games.

Books:

these categories are unfair. but here's a quote: "i always imagined Paradise as a sort of library" -J.L. Borges and also, a poem: It's raining women's voices as if they had died even in memory/And it's raining you as well marvellous encounters of my life/O little drops/Those rearing clouds begin to neigh a whole universe of auricular cities/Listen if it rains while regret and disdain weep to an ancient music/Listen to the bonds fall off which hold you above and below -Guillaume Apollonaire

Heroes:

mainly pirates and 50s style robots. but not in a bandwagon kind of way, i'll tell you some shit about pirates that'll knock your stockings right off. also, she who goes by the name of NYSSA. oh and one more: she-ra, princess of power! i have nowhere else to put this amazing quote: "oh that zzzzzzzz was the sound of the razor sharp boobies" so there it is.

My Blog

squids a-go-go!!

hey discovery channel--thanks for helping with my serious bouts of insomnia lately by placing choice programming (namely "giant squid on camera" followed by "killer squid" beginning at midnight this e...
Posted by squidbabies on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

pirates AND communists?! say MORE!!

so, i'm reading quite possibly the most amazing book ever written right now. not since chris thompson have i actively thought about stalking someone (the author) at this level. gideon defoe's The Pi...
Posted by squidbabies on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

(chitty chitty?) bang BANGS!

bangs? no? most people say no, but i keep thinking about them. and then i noticed how damn good nelly furtado looks with them nice long bangitty bangs, and i just want 'em. of cours...
Posted by squidbabies on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:05:00 PST

let's help the kids see how cool reading is.

it's been a while, and i've read many a book since the last installation, but for my 5 readers. i wanted to tell you about the magical, stuperific words my eyes have been looking at most recently.&nbs...
Posted by squidbabies on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

eeek eeek

oh no!! (that was what i just said when i signed in to myspace...)i have, since high school had this thing. it kind of goes along with my obsessive personality disorder, and it kind of involves know...
Posted by squidbabies on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

chchchchchanges!

dear the changes,thanks for being my 200th friend. even though maybe someone more personal, or even someone i knew, would have been cool to add as a 200th friend, i think things are going to work out ...
Posted by squidbabies on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:19:00 PST

long fingernails with spraypaint

i thought about doing a survey, and then i just got weird. and then i thought, why do i do surveys? all the time? they tend to have a lot of the same questions, and i don't know, i just wish they'd...
Posted by squidbabies on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST

after midnight. without clapton or cream.

so, right now, it's like this:Midnight The stars are soft as flowers, and as near;The hills are webs of shadow, slowly spun;No separate leaf or single blade is here-All blend to one.No moonbeam cuts ...
Posted by squidbabies on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

doom doom doom...

can't get this poem out of my head this morning. it's cold and i miss home.City That Does Not Sleep by Federico García Lorca In the sky there is nobody asleep. Nobody, nobody.Nobody is asleep.The cr...
Posted by squidbabies on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

too embarassed to post this as a bulletin (yep, another survey)

So far who did you talk to the most today? the television, mostly flavor flav and the entire tiger..s baseball team...(i acknowlegde that this is sad)What is the best name for a butler? Clinton McPort...
Posted by squidbabies on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST