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About Me

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(magazine mash-ups has been moved to the blog entry appropriately titled "magazine mash-ups." that is its new home. it really likes it there. it's quite cozy. you can go there to periodically see what's up or just to say hi to it. it likes when u say 'hi.' it also likes wearing women's underwear. it's a lifestyle. it's a choice.)

I can't write or think - I've had way too much carrot cake. Why do ants insist on trespassing on my property in the quest to capture my Marshmallow Maties? Why?

My favorite color is Aminor7.

"I fucking hate quotes. And you better not quote this, motherfucker, or I swear I will kill your dog and make you watch."

My Interests

I enjoy:

Music... and Art (he's a funny guy), quiet walks in the parking lot, swatting flies, non-alcoholic milk, music with string arrangements, movies that bumm me out, the musky aroma of skunks at night, king taco's salsas, listening to quiet sunsets in the dark, squirrels, seeing "magic guppies" when I shake my head too hard, spending hours/days spontaneously writing/recording music then spontaneously destroying it, full moons, watching myself from above, musicians that sing directly to your SOUL , bomberman 64, people named Aloysius, watergun fights in the dark, discovering amazing things when you listen to your favorite music through headphones for the first time, self-portraits with my eyes closed, bizarre dreams, the ladies, wood floors, atari 2600 (NOT 5200!)...

I'd like to meet:

It would be cool to meet Albert Einstein. I would say "Hey Albert Einstein, do you like pizza?" He would say, "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my restroom?"

Music:

Yes. Yes i do.

Movies:

i like movies about ducks.

Television:

adult swim, Maximum Exposure (man, people are stupid), local news (so bad it's good), that weird yet intriguing TV show that has nothing but a blue screen and the words "INPUT 3" in the top right corner... it's somehow always on.

mmmm.... live action... .. ..

Books:

thomas guide, anything by Paul Pope, Red Meat, Reading for Dummies, Clowes, Car Crashes & Other Sad Stories, Bizarro World (Bizarro), sketch books, phone books, mel books

Heroes:

the man that "touched" me when I was a kid. i should hate him, but I think he's a hero.

Oh, and I think David Cross is a real hero, just for being the sweet person he is.

My Blog

Magazine Mash-Ups!

okay folks, it's time for...Magazine Mash-Ups!Let's pick random words out of a magazine and make interesting sentences. Yay! And here's one from The Hollywood Reporter (July 10-16, 2007)" Locations ...
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:22:00 PST

New blog!

wow.i've decided to post a bulletin... a bulletin about writing this blog entry. the bulletin will be titled "new blog!" i think you'll like it.cheers.-sp.s: beets make you pee red. for real. go to...
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 02:19:00 PST

Targét dreams

Ik denk ik sterf. Elke adem die ik schijnt me daar niet veel links in dit oude shell te vertellen heb genomen. Oh goed, als ik ik ga hoop ik de zelfde manier ga kwam ik in deze wereld: door een vagina...
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:05:00 PST

So I says to Erik Estrada...

"Hey Erik, what was the best thing about the 70's?" And he says, ""True story. Erik really said that... I'm not shitting you.A little while ago, I gave my dog horse tranquilizers to see what happens....
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

tastes like chikn'

So, yesterday I was scrubbing an old guy's balls when I remembered that in the A-Team, Mr. T's character B.A. Baracus was deathly afraid of flying. So, whenever the need for the A-Team to travel aros...
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:20:00 PST

Peepul don't keel peepul... cahs do.

So, during lunch I saw a man get hit by a car at a crosswalk. Well, he didn't actually get 'hit.' More like, 'run over.' The ironic part of the whole story? I had just finished listening to "Girls...
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 11:49:00 PST

BUM FIGHTS: LIVE!

Funny story: So, last night I stop at the gas station to pick up a gallon of water and stumble upon two homeless men yelling at each other (one's telling the other to stop following him). That soo...
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:33:00 PST

There's an old man in my restroom

Did I mention there's an old man in my restroom? No? Well, I first saw him months ago, as I showered. There, right in front of me, I saw him. He was weeping - his face pulsating with anguish. He's...
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:40:00 PST

Frendz fer lyfe

I think my dog died. Is it normal for them to just stop breathing? I really don't think it's normal for them to start decomposing after only 127 days in the backyard. is it?
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 05:42:00 PST

Leapin' Lizards!

There was a little lizard in my living room tonight. I politely chased it out. I named her "Lizzie." That's it.
Posted by Mr. Sleep on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:05:00 PST