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Jeremy Byington

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About Me


I fill in for Fred Jones sometimes during sick days or contract disputes. It is a fun gig, but it only pays in Scoobie-Snacks.

I got to hang with the School House Rocks gang in Las Vegas. Shortly after this photo was taken the turtle in front of me got ran over by a car while crossing the road.

Here I am playing the surprise bad guy at the end of StrongBad's Dangeresque movie. My character does not do anything but stand there, but he totally leaves the movie open for a sequel.

Here I am filling in for Kenny in South Park. No, he did not die, he just had to get his appendix removed. Kyle and Stan were pretty nice, but I don't know how they put up with Eric Cartman. He was always making sure I knew he had authori-tay.


MY BLOGS

09/26/2007 - MLB and IRS
09/11/2007 - Nicoffeine
07/05/2007 - Single White Caveman Seeks Thick-skulled Cavewoman
04/05/2007 – Pet food recalls expand
04/24/2007 – The Chewies
03/02/2007 – Reality Show For The Taking
02/21/2007 – Bambi VI
02/06/2007 – TyPiNg 4 BeGiNnErZ
01/30/2007 – The Shampoo Egg
12/30/2006 – Happy New Year, in advance
11/24/2006 – Return of the Letter People
11/20/2006 – Happy Holidays MySpace Technical Group!
11/14/2006 – The Day After...Thanksgiving
11/13/2006 – The new electorial process
11/11/2006 – Indians in Outer Space
11/06/2006 – Back to The Toilet IV
10/20/2006 – Jared and the Dairy Queen Diet
10/18/2006 – Taking Commercialism to the Grave
09/24/2006 – Don't Feed the Cubs
09/08/2006 – Flight 93 Memorial Fund
09/05/2006 – Tormenting Suri
09/04/2006 – R.I.P. Steve Irwin
08/27/2006 – Chuck Norris Fact Number 9,234,877
08/22/2006 – The Great Corn Debate
07/29/2006 – Criminal Minds: The Forever Lost Episode
06/26/2006 – A 3rd Grader's Lesson on Water Purification
06/24/2006 – Help Chester? I think not.
06/20/2006 – 2nd Annual Boulder Run approaching
06/17/2006 – The Laser Trend
05/23/2006 – Kung Fu Krackers
05/07/2006 – The Trouble with Teapots
05/02/2006 – The Last Supper
04/24/2006 – The Pickup Truck Driver and The Wise Man
04/15/2006 – Missing Person Alert
04/05/2006 – Today was a very special day...
02/25/2006 – Good grief, Ima Pigg!
02/17/2006 – my favorite fortune cookie fortune
02/14/2006 – Looking for Comedy in the American World (part I)
02/12/2006 – Zipper Technologies
02/11/2006 – Coming to theaters...and theatres, too...
02/10/2006 – The Valentine's Day Disaster
02/07/2006 – Look, I'm in a comic strip!
01/31/2006 – My burger disorder
01/30/2006 – Exciting news from The Kazoo Bandits
01/24/2006 – My new documentary project
01/21/2006 – The rich, the divorced, and the screwed
01/20/2006 – Bob the Entrepreneur, Bob the Myth
01/20/2006 – A painting of me...live!
01/14/2006 – place your bets
01/11/2006 – MySpace friend ratio
01/11/2006 – "R" is for "Reality"
01/11/2006 – An old article I wrote about a gel candle
01/08/2006 – A Journey to The Phoenix
01/03/2006 – Rx commercial spoof
12/28/2005 – After the Lord of The Rings
12/20/2005 – Terminator: The Origin, The Dream
12/13/2005 – My Christmas Poem
12/03/2005 – 'Tis the season of joy!
11/30/2005 – I'd still prefer the $200
11/22/2005 – Chris Cornell is the man!
11/16/2005 – Close Encounters of a Mullet–Kind
11/01/2005 – never too late for a float trip
10/28/2005 – Experience Ellington
10/11/2005 – Please Do Not “Put Me In Coach”
10/06/2005 – Mid–Week Road Trip
10/02/2005 – Frogger 3000
09/28/2005 – Fun with First Aid Spray
09/13/2005 – MySpace Men
09/12/2005 – coworker died
09/03/2005 – My final decision of a documentary
08/31/2005 – My documentary...maybe
08/27/2005 – how my Saturday night went
08/26/2005 – Who exactly are the legendary bands of today?
08/25/2005 – A Child's Theory of a Mother's Intuition
08/24/2005 –Captains Blog: Stardate 688975...


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My Interests

Video and Film Production. Writing. Watching films and TV. Enjoying the Outdoors. My motto is "Flat land is good for building homes but makes for disappointing hikes."

I'd like to meet:

Anyone from my Music, Movies, Television, and Heroes lists.

8 ARTISTS YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT

Speakeasy

C. Ashleigh Caldwell

Mason Black

the[living]suns

Public Property

Jaymay

Com Você

Erin Bode





Music:



“ Depth of Me” - Maria DeMaio

“ Alain” - Thee Heavenly Music Association

“ By My Side” - The Gentleman Callers

“ Trouble (live)” - Ray Lamontagne

“ New Resolution” - Heartless Bastards

“ Runnin” - Heartless Bastards

“ Frankie and Albert” - Joe Callicot

“ Set You Free” - The Black Keys

“ All My Brothers, Sisters Too!” - Twenty Miles

“ Satellite of Love” - Color Filter

“ My Underground” - Andrea Klas

“ Champion” - Kwame Copeland (with Adrian West )

“ Is He Okay” - Adrian West

“ Oh, Atlanta” - Ashalee

“ Down in the River to Pray” - Ashalee

“ Written From My Heart” - Fiona Gray

“ Sleeping With Shadows” - Jillian Santella

“ New Orleans Dream” - Marshall Artz

“ I'm Gonna Be Your Man” - MC Frontalot

“ I'll Meet You There” - Mike Fuller

“ Pieces of Eight” - Seamus Collective

“ Time Will Lend a Hand” - SHiNE

“ Somethin in the Way (live)” - Speakeasy

“ Down and Out (live)” - Speakeasy

“ Borderline” - Steve Elliot & Lucy Walker

“ Swedish Kiss” - Susie Blue

“ So New” - Whirl

“ Reborn” - Whirl

“ Fly With Me” - Burning November

“ Five Bucks” - By Divine Right

“ I Can't Do It By Myself” - By Divine Right

“ 29 Loads of Freight” - Gordie Tentrees Band

“ The Untitled Song” - The Dear John Letters

“ Soul Life” - Suzie McNeil

“ A Good Man Is Easy to Kill” - Beulah

“ One Under The Stars” - Aqua Ape

“ Taxed to Death” - The Capitalist Known As $

“ Breathing Tax” - Mystic Jammers

“ Lowdown Hurtin' Blues” - Jared Karol

“ Deep Water” - JEZA

“ BAbyDoLl” - Toy-Van

“ Why Can't I Do” - Turpentine Brothers

“ Black Narcissus” - Lily Frost

“ I Don't Want to Know” - The Donnas

“ You Don't Know” - La Familia Del Sol

“ I Can't Give You Anything But Love” - Gypsy Playboys

“ Why Can't I Forget You?” - Gypsy Playboys

“ Apathetic” - Windcheater

“ Trouble” - The Butchies

“ Lie To Me” - The Mending Seed

“ Swans” - Hannah Fox Larkin

“ Pricks of Distance” - Hannah Fox Larkin

“ Without Her” - Terry Thornhill

“ The Stars Won't Shine For You” - The Dirty Novels

“ Show Me” - The Dirty Novels

“ Open Road” - C. Ashleigh Caldwell

“ So Am I” - C. Ashleigh Caldwell

“ Complicated” - Circuit

“ Soldier” - Mark Dakota

“ Crescent Suns” - Aleah

“ How Do You Do It” - Simone Grey

“ Lite Brite” - Bernadette

“ Girl from KC” - The Superbees

“ California” - Richard Butler

“ Sirenes de la Fete” - Brazilian Girls

“ Multiply” - Jamie Lidell

“ Game For Fools” - Jamie Lidell

“ Baby Bloodheart” - Mara Carlyle

“ Game For Fools” - Mara Carlyle

“ Made Up Love Song 43” - Guillemots

“ Waiting For Jaden” - Animal Liberation Orchestra

“ Girl I Wanna Lay You Down ” - Animal Liberation Orchestra

“ At Last” - Madame Chanteuse

“ Fair and Tender Ladies” - Cherish the Ladies

“ Hey Now Now” - Michael Franti

“ Yell Fire” - Michael Franti

“ Is Love Enough” - Michael Franti

“ Gray or Blue” - Jaymay

“ July Moon” - Will Hoge

“ Naughty Girl” - Daize Shayne

“ Mouthful of Cavities” - Jena Kraus

“ Don't Give Up” - Noisettes

“ Lazy Day” - birdpaula

“ Holiday” - Erin Bode

“ Put Your Records On” - Corinne Bailey Rae

“ Like A Star” - Corinne Bailey Rae

“ September Rendezvous” - Ilya

“ Japan” - Omnimotion

“ So Clear” - Bugeyed Starfish

“ Sleeping With the Lights On” - Killer Cars

“ Drum Up” - STOOP

“ Heaven Sent” - Victoria Lagerstrom

“ A Healing Song” - Buffalo Son

“ Old Age” - Buffalo Son

“ In My Hidden Sanctuary” - ATP

“ Moon Gazing” - ATP

“ The Order” - Roots of Rebellion

“ I Think I Started a Trend” - Brad Sucks

“ Permanent” - Arthur Yoria

“ At Least You've Been Told” - Arthur Yoria

“ Of the Lovely” - Arthur Yoria

“ Good Day” - Blackmaker

“ Standing In The Death Car” - Kissing Contest

“ Shotgun” - The Outline

“ California” - The White Noise

“ Watch Your Ways” - The White Noise

“ The Falling Kind” - Vedera

“ Doesn't Have To Be That Way” - Will Hoge

“ Mary Mona Lisa” - Violet UK

“ Explain” - Sarah Blasko

“ Allo Allo” - Nous Non Plus

“ Lawnmower Boy” - Nous Non Plus

“ Tant Pis Pour Toi” - Nous Non Plus

“ Midas Touch Blues” - Thomas Jackson Orchestra

“ Friends of P” - The Rentals

“ Paris” - Yael Naim

“ The Only One” - Yael Naim

“ Summerbreeze” - Mark Abis

“ No Love” - Cardin McKinney

“ Nonvignon” - Lionel Loueke

“ Sake Of” - Chiara Angelicola

“ Samba” - Olivia Byington (with Seu Jorge)

Movies:

Here are some good movies (in no particular order after the Top 5):

Evil Dead II

The Life Aquatic: with Steve Zissou

Smoke Signals

Big Fish

Secondhand Lions

Army of Darkness

Lord of The Rings I & II & III

Star Wars (first Trilogy)

Prophecy I & II & III

What Dreams May Come

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Borat

How to Find Comedy in the Muslim World

The Quest For the Holy Grail (Monty Python)

Rabbit-Proof Fence

The Whale Rider

The World's Fastest Indian

City of Angels

Superman Returns

Armageddon

Beverly Hills Cop I & II & III

Shrek I & II

Terminator II & III

Batman Returns

Spiderman I & II

Die Hard I & II & III

Dodgeball

Men In Black I & II

X-Men I & II & III

Kate & Leopold

Simon Birch

The Rock

The Rundown

84 Charing Cross Road

Rush Hour I & II

Tommy Boy

Beverly Hills Ninja

The Sixth Sense

Analyze This

Analyze That

As Good As It Gets

Meet the Parents

Meet the Fockers

Heat

The Untouchables

...THE LIST GOES ON...

Television:

Conan O'Brien

Jay Leno

Criminal Minds

CSI

M*A*S*H

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Books:

Booger da Hamska was lost in cyberspace when MySpace lost all of my profile data. I missed him dearly so I found another one pretty similar.



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Heroes:

My mother. She knows me a little too well and gives me the best advice.

Dr. Kenneth Smith. Without him I would not be alive today.

Jesus Christ. He should be #1 on my list, because without Him I would not be living today, either.

My Blog

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Many events are suitable for being held indoors or outdoors like sports events, concerts, art fairs, and flea markets; but from the moment I crawled out of the doors to the Annual Chili Cook-Off Conve...
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:12:00 PST

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The most publicly-scorned job is working for Animal Control. When the cat gets out of the bag, they always take the blame.
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:53:00 PST

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If I were to target the baseball industry I would produce baseballs filled with steroid pills because there is nothing that screams "national past-time" more than watching a bunch of players rush the ...
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:00:00 PST

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If I were to become a vigilante crime fighter I would call myself Glove Man. On my left hand would be the Ove-Glove so that I can withstand immense amounts of heat, and on my right hand would be the T...
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST

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I want to live in a more simple time where a person can say they fell off the wagon and have it mean they have a horrible lack of driving skills as opposed to a lack of control over their vices. Not b...
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

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The Red Cross and American Heart Association teamed up in a marketing campaign recently. The slogan for this campaign reads "All donors give from the heart", which has successfully increased both the...
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:05:00 PST

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The Red Cross and American Heart Association teamed up in a marketing campaign recently. The slogan for this campaign reads "All donors give from the heart", which has successfully increased both the...
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:05:00 PST

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Deja vu is the feeling that your car has been driven through your garage door before. Getting a frequent-customer discount from a garage door installer is knowing your car has been driven through your...
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:06:00 PST

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The National Dairy Council's "Got Milk?" marketing campaign did wonders in reviving the dairy industry, just as "The Other White Meat" by the National Pork Producers Council revived the pork industry,...
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:48:00 PST

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When on a quest for wisdom, always start by wearing your T-shirt inside-out. That way when you finally notice and change it to outside-out you feel like you are making some progress....
Posted by Jeremy Byington on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:49:00 PST