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kris

Functioning Agoraphobic.

About Me

Me?....
I’m Super skeptical and sarcastic about everything,
Borderline cat lady sans the crazy,
I keep it simple in the most complex way possible.
You can find me out walking after midnight.

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My Interests

cats, samurai jack, weebl and bob, big bunny, edward gorey, orange, sharp objects, uno, cold weather, fire places, hot tubs, hugs, sleep, spring water, lower case letters, converse, ice, art, spikes, sarcasm, pins, true crime, video games, rain, thunder, peanuts, puzzles, cherries, working with metal,

I'd like to meet:

anyone really.
but trent would be nice

Music:

nine inch nails, death cab for cutie, postal service, toadies, poison, bad religon, prick, weezer, radiohead, the clash, elvis costello, self

Movies:

donnie darko, heathers, jawbreaker, dogma, american beauty, the city of lost children, titus, clerks, mallrats, star wars, swimming with sharks, office space, usual suspects, the nightmare before christmas, the royal tenenbaums, fight club, leon, better off dead, goonies, beetlejuice, true romance, hackers, drop dead fred, the flight of dragons, the lost boys, punch drunk love, american history x, pump up the volume, gleaming the cube, legend, labyrinth, kill bill 1&2, napolean dynamite, saved, eulogy, the princess bride, best in show, clue, transamerica

Television:

simpsons, the family guy, charmed, buffy, smurfs, futurama, samurai jack, the sopranos, the state, sifl and olly, golden girls, pete and pete, curb your enthusiasm, the maxx, naruto-japanese version, bleach, cowboy bebop

Books:

all edward goreys work, stiff: the curious life of human cadavers, jim who ran away from his nurse, and was eaten by a lion. by hilaire belloc, (belloc is fabulously absurd), anyone you want me to be a true story of sex and death on the internet, sold, the melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories, the anatomy of motive, the metamorphosis, in the penal colony, the giving tree, hocus pocus, get fuzzy, fox trot, kurt vonnegut, david sedaris, running with scissors, Dry., Magical Thinking, A Clockwork Orange, invisible monsters

Heroes:



My Blog

Tin

Well tomorrow I leave for my 3 day Tin Smithing class I will be back on Tuesday. Try not to miss me too much. And Keep your fingers crossed that a 24-28year old guy that just happens to be 6 feet or...
Posted by kris on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST

just a kid from the stupid ages....

I wish I had important things to say, oh well....   Out of the 45 full albums on my iPod nano (ipeanut) 19 of them are nine inch nails. (I edited a lot of albums so only the songs I really love a...
Posted by kris on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:01:00 PST

welcome to the world of tomorrow!

this is what it says: HERE'S GREAT NEWS! Here's the official word on Futurama!! David X. phoned me about an hour ago and said that this Futurama project is a done deal! Here's the word from DX--- The...
Posted by kris on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:28:00 PST

take luck and stuff...

  The Halloween party was fucking amazing everyone looked great, my costume was a hit. Sanjay and I are pumpkin prepping champs! and Sarah is the pumpkin carving Queen! Too bad I didn't get any p...
Posted by kris on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 08:26:00 PST

Not much, but something

Not much going on with me these days Work and class suck the life out of me I suck at Latin so everything takes me twice as long to learn it...and I am using "learn" in the loosest possible way... &n...
Posted by kris on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:32:00 PST

rubella

this is really old but a few months ago a friend of mine had this idea to make shopping cart monsters he supplied the "raw" image and we created our own monsters this is mine I named her Rubella  ...
Posted by kris on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 02:46:00 PST

worried to the max.

I am REALLY worried about Lij.   For those of you who don't know he couldn't evacuate, the car didn't have enough gas and they had to turn back. I talked to him on Sunday right before the storm ...
Posted by kris on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:14:00 PST

It's not confidential, I've got potential

So life got better. I recently received THE nicest compliments I have ever heard   Money is still tight but thats life... My car broke but now its fixed. My sister came to visit with So...
Posted by kris on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:16:00 PST

Can you speak double dutch to a real double duchess

We had this killer thunder and lightning storm last night The calming affect it had on me was amazing I was all tense and had trouble getting comfy But once the storm started I calmed down And starte...
Posted by kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rose, Sophie and Asa oh my!

(I apologize for the title I couldn't think of anything else)     It's actually really great having Rose, Sophie and Asa around They stayed at my house for a few days I always have tons of ...
Posted by kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST