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Lauren

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About Me

I sing jazz, play pervy songs on the guitar, swim in circles, make robots out of cardboard boxes,, my favorite fruit is the pomagranite, my favorite drinks are grape juice and chocolate soymilk, I have reacurring zombie nightmares where I usually get caught, I firmly believe that 9/11 was an inside job, I think my favorite Simpsons episode is the one where Bart has to earn his soul back, I always get the hiccups if I laugh too hard, I'm in a folk metal band called Unicorn Storm,I love my friends, my dog is my favorite person, my mom french kissed Elvis, my dad was on a variety show with Kenny Rogers, my sister's a mormon, my grammaw was the cutest, and someday I'll live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere, but untill then I'll take pictures and write stories about little monsters who dont fit in. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

music, sculpture, photography, film, writing, print making, reading, painting, pen and ink, politics, beer, sandwiches, walking my dog (literally. not a pervy metaphore), friends, sunsets (especially over water), drunken nights that play out like stories, travel, philosophy, education (formal or otherwise), kareoke, bicycles, longboards, potlucks, photobooths, man arms, swimming in fresh springs, puppies, rainbows, unicorns, and air hockey of course.

Music:

Tribe Called Quest, The Pogues, Pansy Division, Daniel Johnston, The Crucifucks, Motorhead, Peaches, Horror Movie, Sophie Tucker, Nina Simone, Billy Holiday, Sarah Vaughn, Run For Your Fucking Life, The Kids, Fugazi, Queen, Bijork, The Cars, The Kinks, David Bowie, Lou Reed, The Ramones, Charlie Parker, AC/DC, Electric Six, Cheap Trick, The Offbeats, The Beastie Boys, Sleep, High on fire, Atmosphere, The Roots, old Black Eyed Peas, Mozart, Billy Joel, Johnny Cash, Black Sabbath, Otis Redding, The Cure, Kylesa, Iggy and the Stooges, Ray Charles, the Pixies, Outkast, Judas Priest, La Fraction, Pinback, Black Heart Procession, Pink Floyd, Al Green, RunDMC, Twisted Sister, Municipal Waste, Joan Jett, Heart, Pump up the volume soundtrack, Weezer, Roy Orbison, X-ray Specs, Rolling Stones, The Jaks, The Fucking Champs, The Who, The Beatles, Aritha Franklin, New York Dolls, Starlight Desperation, Led Zeplin, Yes, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Neil Young, Buena Vista Social Club (Cuban music in general), belly dancing music, Burlesque, stoner/epic metal, bratty punk rock, etc...

Movies:

The Science of Sleep, Life is Beautiful, Somersault, Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf, Cool Hand Luke, Shawn of the Dead, Harold and Maude, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Victor/Victoria, Naked Lunch, Ishtar, Happy Gilmore, All the Mornings in the World, Amistad, Vanilla Sky, Rushmore, Desperate Living, Caberet, Kung Fu Hustle, Gummo, The Princess Bride, Fantastic Planet, Eternal Sunshine of a Spottless mind, Goonies, The Dark Crystal, City of the Lost Children, Leolo, Il Postino, The Three Amigo's, Pump up the Volume, Gleaming the Cube, Heathers, Summer School, 28 Days Later, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Saturday the 14th, The Last Unicorn, Dirty Dancing, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Moulin Rouge, Romeo and Juliet, The Pianist, The Last Starfighter, Return of the Jedi, Tommy Boy, Shine, The Legend, many ducumentaries (including: Southern Comfort, Born into Brothels, Grizzley Man, Buena Vista Social Club, Corporation, Kindertransport, Bowling for Columbine, American Movie), and many more.

Books:

Man's Search for Meaning, Rain of Gold, the first of the Dune triligy, Cosmic Trigger, Pulp, The Man who Mistook his Wife for a Hat, 100 years of solitude, Chronicle of a Death foretold, Beyond Einstien by Michio Kaku, A Brief History of Time, Another Roadside Attraction, Jazz by Toni Morrison,The Mother, Music for chameleons, Arthur Miller plays, Lonesome Dove, The Green Mile, Confederacy of Dunces, The Sacred Kitchen, Geek Love, 86'd, Life is Elsewhere and pretty much anything else Milan Kundera wrote, Dude, Where's my Country by Micheal Moore, The Last Days of the Sioux Nation, Luisa Domic by George Dennison,and lots of other stuff too.

Heroes:

The Freedom Riders. Dr. Martin Luther King ,Jr, for dying for our sins. Bobby Kennedy. Emma Goldman...She had so much passion, dedicated her life to her cause, and wasn't afraid to admit when she had made a mistake. And Ron Jeremy, for being so ugly, yet getting so much pussy. And Leanardo DaVinci, of course, for obvious reasons.

My Blog

im so fuckin funny to me

The other day I was driving across town with my mom and my sister, when I brought up the topic of cussing in front of my mother.  "I can't say F," I said to them both, "but I CAN say shit, a...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

William Blake poem/ FREEDOM AND CAPTIVITY

FREEDOM AND CAPTIVITY Love to faults is always blind, Always is to joy inclined, Lawless, winged, unconfined, And breaks all chains from every mind. The souls of men are bought and sold In m...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST