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Megan Elizabeth

Why you laughin'? This ain't fuckin' reality TV!

About Me

Some people have too much drink. I, on the other hand, have too much to think._____________________________I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

white horse
in the field of daisies
whiter still
-Harriet Kofalk_______________________________Three-Legged Cat
by David S.Tripod, Pivot, Eileen-
These offenses scorch you not.
You have three legs at least
Whilst your mockers have only two to trot
"And what success," you ask
Green eyes condescending
"Would you have negative a leg?"
Hobbling kitty you are a comical sight
Waggling that indignant stub to scratch patches
Where a leg was once wont, to your delight.
Are you still fooled by the phantom limb, clever cat?
Yet you feel no shame-
Huffy with man
Pugilistic with feline
Though only three fleet feet remain.
But do not be haughty with me-
I'll tip you over.
_______________________________

I'd like to meet:

Equal parts BRAINand BRAWN

Music:

Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Ray LaMontagne, Rachel Yamagata, Rufus Wainright, Cold War Kids, Feist, The National, Damien Rice, Coldplay, The Flaming Lips, Wolf Parade, Zero 7, Stars, Feist, Regina Spektor, The Killers, The Walkmen, The Strokes, Sigur Ros, Citizen Cope, Imogen Heap, Gnarls Barkley, CCR, Caetano Veloso, Eric Whitacre, Andrea Bocelli, Gustavo Santaolalla, Devotchka, Rachmaninoff, Liszt, various hip hop in the hizouse.

Movies:

Everything Wes Andersen. And Monty Python. Moonstruck, Gladiator, Unfaithful, American Psycho, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Wedding Crashers, Out of Africa, The Gods Must be Crazy, Blue White Red, Erin Brokovitch, Barefoot in the Park, Walk the Line, Casino Royale, Babel, Annie Hall.

Television:

Brothers and Sisters, ... nearly everything HBO, Nature, The Joy of Painting, Looney Toons, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Southpark, Family Guy, The Discovery Channel.

Books:

Virginia Woolf, Faulkner, Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Joyce, Dickens, William Carlos Williams, ee cummings, Jane Austen, Salinger, Haruki Murakami, Pearl S. Buck, Charles Frazier, Mary Baker Eddy, Shakespeare, Marlowe, Tennessee Williams, Federico Garcia Lorca, David Mamet, Harold Pinter, David Rabe, John Patrick Shanley, Edward Albee.

Heroes:

Yoshimi

My Blog

Foxfields for Dummies

Though the formal name of the event is Foxfield Races, it's better known as "Foxfields." ... And let's just say that extra "s" on the end doesn't stand for "sobriety."So what is Foxfields? It can bes...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

The Blanks Spot in My Heart

"Right now, your butt should be on fire. It should be definitely on fire. When you feel the burn, guys, it make you wanna quit. But guys, reach inside and PUSH yo'self! IF YOU NEED TO SCREAM, YOU ...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Anand Jon Celebrity Designer Arrested on Rape ChargesPosted on March 13, 2007 at 7:07 pm (PST) | No CommentsFashion designer to the stars, Anand Jon, was arrested and jailed after cops say he raped tw...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

Just because a man's never carried a tool bag ...

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: StephenDate: Feb 20, 2007 7:40 PMYou look like the type of woman who would like a funny witty, intelligent, romantic friend. Have you found an...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

Anomie of Anand

I glanced at the business card in my hand and instantaneously evaluated it: Cheap material. Tacky design. Too much contact info. Overly complicated logo. And the brand name? "Jeanisis." Hm. I'm...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

AA: Alcoholics Admirers

My new friend Victor is a recovering alcoholic. Today, he can proudly claim fifteen years of sobriety, succeeding a decade of what developed into severely destructive alcoholism. I knew almost noth...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

Tuesdays with M.E.

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: DJDate: Jan 8 2007 7:58 PMWhat Up? my name is DJ and I live in Nebraska. I saw your myspace pic and think your hott. If you want give me a sho...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

Toilet Humor

Monday afternoon I stood at attention in my daily role of hostess, and grimaced as a faint odor of vomit wafted through the air and lingered around my post at the door. My colleague, standing beside ...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:42:00 PST

Motorpsyche

A couple of weeks ago, I went horsepower riding. A friend of mine owns a Honda 750 F2. That's a motorcycle. To compensate for my lack of motorcycle mechanical specification jargon (and yours), here...
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

Sexuolfactory

We all know that smell plays an important role in sexual attraction. Heck, for me, the way a guy smells can override even my initial impression of his looks -- whatever the nature of that impression....
Posted by Megan Elizabeth on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST