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porch chiller extraordinaire!

seriously! i shaved my balls for this????

About Me

short
bald
hermit

i'm crass, and i cross the line at any given opportunity.

My Interests

track bikes, tattoos, bourbon, cheap shitty beer, tibetology, south-asian studies

I'd like to meet:

old friends
new friends
people who have, or are getting their collective "shit" together
those without baggage
those who are not averse to adventure and understanding

just don't be lame, i have no time for your shit

i like porch chillers, whiskey drinkers, and bike riders

Music:

i make better mix cd's than you do

Movies:

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world that he didn't exist"
"get busy livin' or get busy dyin"
"that kid is BACK on the escalator again!!!!"

Television:

dexter,grey's anatomy,lost

Books:

recent purchases: murakami, neil gaiman, irvine welsh

Heroes:

the ghosts of my ancestors

My Blog

sundays are amazing

waking up earlydrinking coffeechainsmokinglistening to ryan adam's "magnolia mountain"playing with the dogeven though i've got a mound of laundry to do, and the house to straighten up...for now i'd ra...
Posted by porch chiller extraordinaire! on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

fake can be just as good as

Now i know what it must have felt like for Bukowski to read his fan mail.... violence is not beauty, beauty is not destruction. real destruction and violence is just that, and nothing more. im s...
Posted by porch chiller extraordinaire! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST