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Heartless Robot Pirate

My apocalyptic tenor has not been disspelled!

About Me

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My Interests

reading, writing, dreams, chalk art, learning to speak Russian, sneaking into abandoned places, art books, getting mail, photography, dancing and singing on the street, ninja burger, video games, mythology, skating, music, introspective contemplation, dungeons and dragons, sociology, philosophy, jumping up and down, existentialism, robots, mutants, robot mutants, mutant robots.....the list goes on like this people

I'd like to meet:

The illustrator to my author. The color for my paint. The Merlin to my Arthur. The light through my window. The wind to my dust. The gasoline to my fire. The stars to sail by. The Bonnie to my Clyde. The architect to my construction crew. The man who has lost everything but his life. leave a comment here

Music:

Mostly things with horns, partially things without horns.

Movies:

I've never met a movie i couldnt find something good about.

Heroes:

Give me one reason to look up to a person and I will give you five reasons why I shouldn't.

My Blog

Things I’ve learned this year

1) Good pay does not make a good job. 2) Knowledge and love are untappable wells. There will always be more for me to give. 3) Older women are sexy, but difficult. 4) Going to a bar does not count as ...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:44:00 PST

Preach not.

That's me snickering in the back row and nudging my friends. You better believe I ridicule you behind your back. I'd do it to your face but you're never around. The music from the band pit hits a cres...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:09:00 PST

Never forget how to laugh.

Angsty people bore me. Life is way to fucking amazing to be spending my time listening to why people and culture and things are so abhorrent. You want to know what tears at my soul? Kids who are too o...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:31:00 PST

See me morph into Richard Nixon!

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Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:38:00 PST

Sick: The Bad Kind

I just got food poisoning for the first time in my life last night, and let me tell you, that is a fate i wouldn't wish upon anyone. You throw up and you think thats it because you feel better, then i...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

A better place, a better time.

Do you know how food is in your dreams? It tastes right and looks incredible, but you can't smell it. Books are bound with the finest leather and lined with soft velvet, but the words inside are indec...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

Indefatigable

Reef the topsails and load those supplies into the cutter by six bells. I've come to long for days when ships were wood and men were iron. A salty spray that rains down a mist of glorious adventure. A...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

FRIENDSANDWICH

I take for granted just how awesome my boss really is. I don;t think i could possibly ask for someone more kind and understanding. They really do treat me like family. Small, locally owned businesses ...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:43:00 PST

Throw empty bottles at your problems

Unless you could see inside my head you couldnt possibly understand Im happiest when things are falling apart but you'd never know just by looking at me. The fallacies and indiscretions abound. F...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:07:00 PST

For Alice

If you looked at it from an objective point of view, it was obviously crumbling. Niether of us really wanted to see it, we wanted to believe we could still love each other. We had different ways of ke...
Posted by Heartless Robot Pirate on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST