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live every week like it's shark week

What are you looking at? the innocent words of a drunken child.

About Me

I made this playlist at MyFlashFetish.com .
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music obsessive, bass/guitar playing, poorly motivated, funny (i was called this by a clown too!!) run on sentence writing... person. I know that something is going on. I'm by no means religious but I'm fairly spiritual and I think that the human mind cannot comprehend what is going on in this world (especially the mind of someone who lived 2000 years ago who wrote books that dictate how the world works because large quantities of morons are tricked via fear and not love by small quantities of morons with large quantities of money into believing it.) I'm sure if I talked to the author of the bible it would go something like this: Me: "So if I murder someone in my car would that be a sin?" Author McAuthorsteinwitz: answer translated into english: "What's a car?" thanks for the help caveman. next time do a better job burying your books. And if eating pork that isn't refrigerated will kill me don't call it a sin to eat just tell me how to preserve it... oh that's right humans were too dumb then to know how to do that. Oh well I guess millions of Jewish kids will just have to never ever ever ever eat ribs. lucid dreams, the Phi ratio, the flower of life, hallucinogenics (DMT), collective unconscious, music itself, atomic interaction, the soul, the mind; all these things are small pieces of a puzzle that will later be revealed.

My Interests

music, philosophy, art, music, television shows, movies, sketch comedy.

I'd like to meet:

someone who wants to pay me listen to music

Music:

Most rock that is churned out these days bores the shit out of me (I have to eat twice my necessary dietary intake just to keep up.) But rock was my first love so it must stay, and besides that a handful of bands continue to amaze me. Mostly these days it's hip hop, jazz, elctronic and punk (punk that's actually punk and not some excuse to get dressed up.) (hed)pe, 311, a tribe called quest, aceyalone, advantage, aesop rock, al green, alice in chains, all minds related, amon tobin, aphex twin, at the drive-in, bad brains, beastie boys, beck, bela fleck and the flecktones, ben folds five, ben harper, beta band, beth gibbons, bill evans, bill withers, billie holiday, bjork, blackalicious, blinker the star, buckethead, bullfrog, burning airlines, busdriver, cannibal ox, cannonball adderley, carcass, cat stevens, charles mingus, charlie parker, clutch, company flow, c-rayz walz, cut chemist, daedelus, dalek, the damned, dangerdoom, dan the automator, dave brubeck, de la soul, dead kennedys, deftones, del the funky homosapien, deltron 3030, dengue fever, depeche mode, descendants, devin townsend, dilated peoples, dillinger escape plan, dire straits, dj krush, dj logic, dj qbert, dj shadow, dj spooky, dog fashion disco, dr. dre, dr. octagon, dream theater, eels, electric light orchestra, electric six, elliot smith, el-p, elton john, elysian fields, enemy, estradasphere, evens, failure, faith no more, fall of troy, fantomas, far, faraquet, fiona apple, fishbone, frank zappa, fugazi, g. love and special sauce, gang starr, general patton vs. x-ecutioners, ghostface killah, gift of gab, glassjaw, god lives underwater, gomez, gorillaz, grand buffet, grayskul, the guess who, haiku d'etat, handsome boy modeling school, hangar 18, head automatica, helmet, herbie hancock, hieroglyphics, hot snakes, hum, ice cube, incubus, invisibl skratch piklz, isis, jaco pastorious, jean grae, jeff buckley, jesu, jill scott, jimmie's chicken shack, jimmy eat world, john coltrane, john mclaughlin, john zorn, johnny cash, jurassic 5, kid 606, kid koala, knee deep shag, kronos quartet, laundry, led zeppelin, left rights, les claypool, les claypool's frog brigade, les claypool's bucket of bernie brains, lo-fidelity allstars, lou reed, lovage, love, lusk, lyrics born, machine head, madlib, mahavishnu orchestra, man or astro-man, mars volta, marvin gaye, massive attack, mc chris, mckay, me first and the gimme gimmes, mega man 2 soundtrack, messer chups, meters, mf doom, michael jackson, mike patton, miles davis, mindless self indulgence, minor threat, modest mouse, moloko, moody blues, morphine, mos def, moxy fruvous, mr. bungle, mr. lif, mr. oizo, nwa, naked city, nas, nerf herder, nine inch nails, nirvana, no knife, nofx, oliver nelson, on, operation ivy, opio, outkast, ozomatli, p.o.s., pantera, parliament, pavement, peach, peanut butter wolf, pearl jam, peeping tom, people under the stairs, perceptionists, perfect circle, phantomsmasher, pharcyde, pigmy love circus, pink floyd, pitchshifter, pixies, pj harvey, plain, portishead, prefuse 73, primus, project blowed, propellerheads, public enemy, push button objects, queens of the stone age, radiohead, rage against the machine, red hot chili peppers, refused, reggie and the full effect, regina spektor, rentals, replicants, rites of spring, rjd2, roots, rza, sam cooke, sausage, secret chiefs 3, self, shadowy men on a shadowy planet, thee shatners, sigur ros, sly and the family stone, smashing pumpkins, snoop doggy dogg, snot, social distortion, sonny rollins, soul coughing, souls of mischief, soundgarden, special goodness, specials, steely dan, stephan malkmus, stevie ray vaughn, stevie wonder, strapping young lad, sublime, subtle, sunny day real estate, system of a down, talib kweli, talking heads, team sleep, tenacious d, thelonious monk, they might be giants, time lapse consortium, toadies, tomahawk, tool, tortoise, tosca tango orchestra, tub ring, type o negative, unkle, vandals, vast aire, velvet underground, verve pipe, victor wooten, violent femmes, vox vermillion, ween, weezer (first two albums), wesley willis, wu-tang clan, x-ecutioners, xtc, yeah yeah yeahs, year of the rabbit, yellow machinegun, youngblood brass band, zack de la rocha, zion-1, z-rock hawaii

Movies:

12 monkeys, american beauty, animal house, army of darkness, baseketball, battle royale, being john malkovich, better off dead, best in show, big lebowski, black sheep, bottle rocket, bowling for columbine, breakfast club, but i'm a cheerleader, cannibal! the musical, chasing amy, the church, city of lost children, clerks, a clokcwork orange, dazed and confused, death to smoochy, dirty work, dogma, donnie darko, dr. strangelove, eternal sunchine of the spotless mind, evil dead, evil dead 2, fargo, fast times at ridgemont high, fear and loathing in las vegas, fear of a black hat, fight club, free enterprise, the godfather trilogy, grosse point blank, half baked, happiness, high fidelity, holy grail, kentucky fried movie, kids in the hall brain candy, Koyaanisqatsi , Life aquatic with steve zissou, life of brian, lock, stock, and two smoking barrels, magnolia, mallrats, meaning of life, melvin goes to dinner, memento, omen, one big trip, opposite of sex, orgazmo, pi, requiem for a dream, rosemary's baby, royal tenenbaums, run ronnie run, rushmore, saved, scratch, seven, shawshank redemption, shaun of the dead, south park bigger longer uncut, spinal tap, suicide club, suspiria, swingers, tommie boy, usual suspects, vanilla sky, waiting for guffman, waking life, wave twisters, wayne's world 1 & 2, welcome to the dollhouse, wet hot american summer

Television:

Basically if it's on NBC ABC or CBS I don't watch that shit (except Conan but since I get zero channels I usually miss it unfortunately.) Most of my favorite shows have been canceled and aren't out on dvd while they release one shitty series after another (Knight Rider? Charles In Charge?!) So I never get to watch tv (and it's probably for the best since my brain isn't infiltrated by advertising every 10 minutes) but the shows I like I have on dvd. aqua teen hunger force, arrested development, the awful truth, boondocks, chappelle's show, clerks: the animated series, conan o'brien, the critic, curb your enthusiam, da ali g show, family guy, fawlty towers, freaks and geeks, futurama, harvey birdman, home movies, jeopardy, kids in the hall, monty python's flying circus, mr. show, the office uk and us, pete and pete, reno 911, larry sanders show, sealab 2021, that 70's show, simpsons, sopranos, south park, space ghost, sportscenter, the state, stella, ben stiller show, tenacious d, upright citizens brigade.

Books:

i'm not what you would call a reader but I have picked up a few. house of leaves, good omens, a brief history of time, golden ratio, flower of life, you are being lied to, food of the gods, school texts (still counts dammit!)

Heroes:

bill hicks, maynard, matt groening, les claypool, charles mingus, mike patton, ian mckaye, eon mckai, the pistons, belladonna.

My Blog

In Hawaii shark jumps you (read with russian accent)

So I was reading at work that Bethany Hamilton, the girl who at the age of 13 was bitten by a shark offshore in Hawaii three years ago costing her an arm, has a line of perfumes and body lotions avail...
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:22:00 PST

kind of a copout .2 10-01-03

since I can never seem to come up with anything to write about I'll just recycle the same bullshit I posted elsewhere before... hopefully it has some merit and I won't get sassy comments about how I s...
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:52:00 PST

Worthwhile music

Create your own Music List @ HotFreeLayouts!I could've spent hours doing one of these but noone will probably give a shit....
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:44:00 PST

Finally!!! Nascar romance novels!!!

I think the subject line pretty much sums it up.  Today at work someone bought a Nascar-slash-harlequinn (sp?) novel called "in the groove" today through my lane.  The worst part about all o...
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:18:00 PST

New Futurama!!!!!!

Ok ok ok calm down ryan.  I read today that deals have been made to create 4 full length straight to dvd Futurama movies.  From what I've been lead to believe the first should be out around ...
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:39:00 PST

Finally!!!1 Spam on Myspace!1!! No, seriously wake the kids!!!11

Man I was starting to get worried for a second there that the powers that be in the evil world of advertising would ignore such a key demographic as the Myspace crowd.  But fear not, today I got ...
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:07:00 PST

My tax return

So I just filed my federal tax return online.  What should I do with 841 dollars?  Buy a bunch of pudding, 2,272 postage stamps, invest it, pay back Papa.  Well I'll definitely do that ...
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:45:00 PST

Kind of a copout...

10-24-02 10:28 pmSo on Monday night Colin, Jenny and I went to Detroit or as the confused call it, San Diego.  The objective was to see Beck at the Detroit Opera House.  We were suc...
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:32:00 PST

Is this worth posting?!

I was very fucking positive I would post something today but now I don't have time.  Fuck!  I'll do this later.
Posted by ma meeshka mow-skwoz on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 08:02:00 PST