About Me
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1. smoked.
Yep I did. I was so cool and bad ass I did it age 6. Smoked that sucker backwards and burned my tongue. So never wanted to smoke after that ever again. Hahahah sometimes the best way to learn is to get burned by the fire. I literally did.
2. consumed alcohol.
My dad gave me some drinks when I was a in 3rd grade hahaha great parenting. He usually gave them to me when he was slightly buzzed. Tastes like bad water then and and now. thanks pa for ruining alcohol for me. other then hating the taste i just don't like the thought of ever not being in control of my body even if it is slight.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
PROUD OF ITTTTTTTTTT. It feels nice having a girl rest on my arm while i poke her nose. hahaha
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
.... i think i get a half point cuz i did sleep w/ my brother once. NOT IN THAT WAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! We just had to share a bed sicko.
5. kissed someone of the same sex
Put chocolate on my buddies face and licked it off during prom. I was dared to and won... this has nothing to do w/ this question hahaha.
6. had sex.
Hahahah maybe. Give me a point
7. had someone in your room other than family.
My buddy nathan and john were in my room. This is dumb! Wth i get a point for having my friends over my room lol. We didn't do nothing!!! other then wrestle hahha wait wait manly wrestling yea that makes it sound so much better
8. watched porn.
I'm a guy. Give me a point. I believe if there was no porn all men would probably be like dogs. Hump everything they see. And no one wants that. Unless you're really desperate then take down the porn industry hahaha.
9. bought porn.
Was walking home from highschool and didn't shave for some days. I think i was 16 when i bought my first porn from a liquor store.
10. tried drugs.
Dang over the counter medications. hahahha gets me every time. I'm hooked on the robotussin and pepto bizmol.
TOTAL: 8.5
1. taken painkillers.
From work. My back aches like a mofo. Try arching your back 500 times a day, 5 days a week, for 6 months. Can't imagine how those people do that kind of work for 15 years. Kudos to all of my fellow line workers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
My ma made me take her medication once for a runny nose. I usually get runny noses often. Lifes so unfair. I love the cold and it gets me sick.
3. lied to your parents.
The earliest i remember is when i was in elementary school. My mom told me to get my lil brother and cousin from the pizza shop so we can go home, so i told her i would. I ended up playing at one of the arcades in the shop and my waited for ten minutes outside before she came in and pulled my ear while dragging me back to the car. I got so busted.
4. lied to a friend.
I'll take that point and i ain't gonna say to who and what.
5. snuck out of the house.
A while back during hs. I think this friend of mine was lonely and wanted someone to hang out w/. Other then that i don't remember what we did.
6. done something illegal.
Steal, bribery, speed, etc. When i was a kid, my cousin and lil bro and i went to great america on a light rail. I told my cousin that we should purchase tickets to ride the lightrail. But he being the eldest and more knowledgeable said we could ride it for free. We got to great america just fine. It was the ride home that we got caught. All 3 of us got 100 dollar fine tickets. It was 1 of the worst feelings in my life when i had to ask my parents to pay for my ticket. Something that cost 3 turned to 100. Learned never to listen to someone just cuz they were older then me after that.
7. felt hurt.
I've got too many to name.
8. wished someone to die.
I never wished death on someone but severely injured yes. Like the kid that beat the shit out of me when I was a kid. A certain individual who I threw a cd at his retina, sorry about that bro hahaha my bad.
9. seen someone die.
Hope I never do, it’s the worst feeling in the world being powerless to stop someone u know and care about die in front of you.
TOTAL : 8
1. missed curfew.
Aw come on what the hell who doesn’t
2. stayed out all night .
All night and half a day once. Reason, playing video games all night long w/ my buds.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
Closest I’ve been was ¼ a carton. Oreo’s on the other hand hahaha. I was 8 years old when I finished my first pack of oreo’s and a milk carton by myself. That’s what happens when I’m left unattended w/ delicious goodness next to me.
4. been to a therapist.
Haven’t ever been, sides, all my buds know that I’m a special case. I’m like a puzzle in a puzzle inside a gorilla suit that’s figuring out for the first time the puzzle was inside him all along. Now that’s deep hahaha
5. been to rehab.
I deal w/ my own problems. If you hear a problem coming out of me dealing w/ emotions, consider yourself lucky cuz youre the chosen few.
6. dyed your hair.
My brother dyed my hair for the first time in hs for senior year. I looked like a friggan cheetah cuz the bleach bled through the cap. My favorite color so far is dark brown.
7. received a ticket.
I’ve received a total of 4 tickets in my life. Most of them for speeding. I got the rice genes in me but they were all for good purposes. The first one was cuz my lil brother wanted to hang out w/ his buddy at Union City and I was running a bit late. 2nd one was my own fault, was doing 40 in a 25 in down town sj. A tip for everyone out there, down town sj is notorious for having hella cops and at certain holidays they do set up random inspection points. 3rd one was speeding to return a rental car back before the time expired. It took me 6 hours to get from reno to sj, which normally takes 3 hours. There was hella big ass snow storm.
8. been in an accident.
Yes, I was plannin on visitin someone really special to me when it happened. A guy rear ended me near the 280 on ramp for capital. I was hella pissed cuz he ruined my car, my baby graaahhhh. I was even more pissed off cuz I couldn’t hang out w my special some body also. That day sucked bad.
9. been to a club.
Don’t go to clubs, only time I’ll go is if someone special wants me to.
10. been to a bar.
Never been, I don’t drink but I have promised my buds if they ever need me I’ll always drive them back from one. Or I’ll be DD.
TOTAL: 5
1. been to a wild party.
Wildest party I’ve been to was Kristine’s 19th b day. Her parents let everyone drink alcohol and things started getting out of hand. One of my friends missed the toilet completely when he went, surprised he didn’t take a doodie in the bath tub. Another one of my buddies was emo on the mic singing creep by radio head, u know who u r u damn emo kid hahaha. And I … o man I was buzzed on cola w diet pepsi. My friends tricked me saying there was alcohol in it and I was pretty much everywhere. That’s also where I learned that I don’t need alcohol, it’s just all in the mind. Bring a wild of group of people around me that I feel comfortable around and see whose crazier.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
Women throwin their tops off for beads, most would think fuck yea, me meh. I don’t find it all that great.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
Nope, took 2 shots of something and had my fill for the day. Pissed off that I drank something that tasted like shit and it made me unable to control my body for a bit.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
Maybe one day, I do like beaches but I’d prefer going when there’s less people. I don’t like crowds, I like being to admire the beauty of the waves crashing over the sand then see some guys flexing their pecs in front of girls to get them worked up enough to shoot girls gone wild
5. sniffed anything.
…. Can you be more specific. I’ve sniffed plenty of things in my life. No, not like that you bastards hahaha. I meant natural smells, like freshly wiped baby bottoms ewwww even though I’ve never changed a baby’s diaper in my life.
6. wore black nail polish.
Wow that’s pretty emo, nopeeeee not really my style. Don’t get me wrong I do like the dark and demonic style of art. I would really like to dress like those guys in Cradle of Filth one day. I like the pale white and dusk black face paint.
7. wore arm bands.
Wrist bands yes, arm bands no. I haven’t found any cool armbands to put over my arms just yet.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
Guilty I do have 1, my friend bought it for me for x mas, not my fault so this point doesn’t count. Thrice is a great band
9. listened to rap.
Only time I listen to rap is when my friends turn it on. Jeevan mostly is the gangsta in my group. That man loves his crunked up hyphy music w/ the balls on wall and his yea’s catching the building on fire.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
Never plan to, I might have a cd that costs 50 cents hahaha
TOTAL: 1
1. dressed Gothic.
I used to have the gothic hair cut, w/ the hair coverin my face. That’s the most gothic I’ve ever dressed. Though this one time I did dress drag, it was horrible and we’ll never speak of it again. So pretend u never read that line and everything is okay… and that you owe me a dollar yea think that too.
2. dressed girly.
Awww shit, hahaha moving on and yes 1 point
3. dressed punk
Torn jeans is punk, I dressed like that in elementary school, Cool thing was I didn’t have to buy no designer clothes to get a hole in my jeans.
4. dressed grunge.
The hells the difference w/ punk?
5. stole something.
Ouch I’ve had a heart stolen from me before hahaha and it was pretty bad, person still has it. Uhm…. Last thing I stole was endorsed by my dad. He told me it was fine to take some snickers when I was 5 or 8, didn’t get caught so that was pretty cool
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
I remember everything I need to cuz I’m never drunk.
7. blacked out.
I’ve blacked out from studying before, maybe the night time medicine kicked in also. This was pretty recent actually. I only studied for 3 hours and I just couldn’t handle it and knocked out. Woke up w my contacts dried in my eyes, lights still on, and study papers littered all over my bed.
8. fainted.
Nope
9. had a crush on a neighbour.
Hahaha no comment
TOTAL: 5
1. had a crush on a friend.
Doesn’t everybody????
2. been to a concert.
Been to a comedy jam once, other then that I don’t really like concerts too much. I’d rather listen to things in the comfort of my own home.
3. dry-humped someone.
…… hahaha
4. been called a slut.
Man slut as a joke, a gigillo also
5. called someone a slut.
Yep, I’ve seen some bad ones at my times. Know some still also.
6. installed speakers in your car.
I helped my dad install speakers in his car when I was a kid. In terms of my own car, nope
7. broken a mirror.
Last mirror I broke was my cousins bathroom window. I threw a ball and it crashed right through it. I hella panicked when I heard the glass break. My cousin’s were ratting me out, f’n taddle tails
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
Yes and only once. At a far far away place.
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
I think I’ve used my parents tooth brush by mistake plenty of times. Ewwww
TOTAL: 8
There's more questions i'll finish the rest up later. nights
