In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam, in 4th grade I stole my Uncle Matt's toupee and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play. In 5th grade I knocked my sister down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids and I was so hungry I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.But the worst thing I've ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made noises like I was throwing up, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience, then, then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other... I never felt so bad in my entire life.