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Jake "The Snake" Berardi

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About Me



My name is Jacob, I've lived in New Hampshire most of my life, I've lived in Florida as well. I love all of my friends and they mean the most to me. I lost my best friend Michael Chistopher Amyx, He'll always be in my memory and always be my best friend. I've been making films for years and I hope to be the next big director. Life happens fast and hard, and I'm getting ready for it. I have the greatest friends in the world, and they will always be near and dear to me.
-Jake "The Snake" Berardi International Porn Star

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My Interests


I love hanging out with friends, watching movies, making movies, playing guitar, playing video games, driving on long trips, taking photos, watch the day pass by me with all of my friends, having the time of my life while I can.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet, Mitch Hedberg, Rob Zombie, Peter Jackson, Steven Spielberg, and alot of other directors.

Music:

I love alot of music, Metal, Rock, Punk, Grunge, Pop, Hip-Hop (only some), not so much rap, Opera, Classical, anything that can mellow me out, I especially love any music from the 90's. It's my favorite era in music

Movies:

Kentucky Fried Movie, Slither, 300, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill volumes 1 &2 Grindhouse, American Pie(1&2) and American Wedding, Donnie Darko, Brick, Resident Evil 1&2 (can't wait for exstinction!), Uprising, Life Is Beautiful, Indiana Jones (all of them), Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Austin Powers all 3 of them (#1 is still the best), Spider-Man (1&2), Dickie Roberts: Former Childhood Star, BASEketball, The Hills Have Eyes, 28 Days Later, JAWS, Wes Cravens New Nightmare, Dream Catcher, Cry_Wolf, Punisher, Batman Begins, Matrix 1,2,&3, Road To Perdition, Unbreakable, Scareface, Black Hawk Down, The Omen (both the original and the re-make), Saw 1,2,&3, Lord Of The Rings (1,2,&3), Flushed Away, Shrek (1 & 2), Night At The Roxbury, Drop Dead Fred, A Gnome Named Gnorm, Superstar, Ferris Beullers Day Off, Waynes World 1&2, Ghost Busters 1&2, King Kong (both the original and re-make), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Cheech And Chongs Up In Smoke Again, Space Balls, Eurotrip, Borat, Van Wilder, Stealing Harvard, Dog Day Afternoon, Blues Brothers, The Corpse Bride, Tim Burtons Nightmare Before Christmas, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Dodgeball, The Ringer, Sorority Boys, Shaun Of The Dead, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Thumbsucker, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Team America, Jackass #1, Jackass #2, Big Trouble In Little China, Stir Crazy, Labrynth, Without A Paddle, Grandma's Boy, My Cousin Vinny, Wallace and Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit, Porky's, The Girl Nextdoor, The Hot Chick, Garden State. . .
I'll write down more as I remember them.

Television:

Lost, Robot Chicken, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, Family Guy, Jimmy Neutron, there are a few more too.

Books:

The Velveteen Rabbit, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, and Lord Of The Flies

Heroes:

Mitch Hedberg- He did stand up comedy even though he was petrified of being in front of a lot of people, but he made the funniest jokes that make you feel better.

Spencer King- Spencer really helped me out when my parents got a divorce, he let me know that God was always with me and he really got me back into the thing that I love to do with my spare time, make movies.
Mike Amyx- Mike is my best friend and he was always there 8th-9th grade, we had the greatest times together and we still have great times, he got me into LOTR, and a bunch of 80's music, Phantom Of The Opera, he just made me look at stuff I normally wouldn't.
JJ Mason- JJ doesn't care what people think about him, he is just himself and stands up for what he believes whether he is being a dick or not. Nicole Reed-Nicole is the most amazing artist I have ever seen, she is easy to get along with and actually listens to you when you have a problem.
Aldo Berardi-My Dad is one of the greatest people in my life, he always tries his hardest to help whenever I need it, without question. If I need a million dollars he asks "when" I love him and I always will.
Justine- She hooks me up to meet bands and she works at WalMart so she is pretty fucking cool all around.
Catharine Mills-My Mom is the most sensible person I know. We have the relationship that kids don't have with their parents until they are about 30. She listens to me and really cares about me. I love her.

My Blog

To Florida, to remember a dear friend

As you may or may not know my best friend since 8th Grade Michael Christopher Amyx committed suicide on Friday Night. I'm leaving for Florida tomorrow morning at 5:30 in the morning.Mike was my best f...
Posted by Jake "The Snake" Berardi on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

Audio Commentary

Hello everyone,right now I'm throwing up, well not RIGHT now but anyways, JJ and I decided to start doing audio commentary on our videos, we did them late at night so we were very tired. But with thi...
Posted by Jake "The Snake" Berardi on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:45:00 PST

Videos, Videos, Videos. . .

Hello again my friends,I'm finally getting to load all of my old videos (that I still have, I've done around 30 videos all together). some of the videos include the intro to a horror movie that we wer...
Posted by Jake "The Snake" Berardi on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST

After Talent Show (new videos)

Since my video didn't work at talent show I just wanted to give credit where credit is due.All the people who helped make this amazing video deserve credit like no others.Nicole Reed - Camera Man #1Jo...
Posted by Jake "The Snake" Berardi on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST

Talent Show

We just finished shooting our newest Talent Show video. Now I can't say much about it until after everyone see's it, but this video is different from all of the other videos that I do at Talent Show. ...
Posted by Jake "The Snake" Berardi on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST