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mike

put a grip of sugar in my coffee - that's how i stay so mad sweet

About Me


my 2007 highlight reel... it's constantly changing...
if you're not on here... where the hell are you?!?!
NOW WITH MORE DEBAUCHERY!!!
may contain one or more of the following:
head, torso, arms, legs, tattoo(s?), intolerance for lactose, random acts of randomness, social obligations, sarcasm, laughs, wanderlust, drunken nites, hungover mornings, good times, misadventures, Vegas/Hawai'i/Philippines withdrawl, liquid courage, shot of 151 (ON FIRE) dropped into some hypnotiq and redbull (SILVERJACKED!)... mixes well with others...

My Interests

[in no particular order]
slaving away @ work, sitting on my ass @ home, sleeping (anywhere and everywhere), traveling, partying, playing the field (CRAPS!), poker, basketball, baseball, football, golf, bowling, camping, snowboarding, checking off my checklist, WoW, NASDAQ:LOGI, and so on and so forth....

I'd like to meet:

You...
No, no, no... OH HELL NO... not you... over there... YEAH!!! YOU!!!
... but only if you're copacetic ...

Music:

currently on my playlist: Tom Jones, hawaiian mixxed plate, Sublime, 311, R. Kelly, Isley Brothers, Maroon 5, Michael Buble, Kanye West, 50 Cent/G-Unit, Common, Black Eyed Peas, Linkin Park, Blink 182, Weezer, the Killers, Daddy Yankee, Eagles:Greatest Hits, Neptune's blessed tracks, classic Prince and MJ
hahaha... e-'klek-tik

Movies:

Star Wars Ep. IV-VI, LOTR, Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, 25th Hour, Rush Hour/2, The Last Dragon, History of the World: Part I, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, Office Space, Halfbaked, Bubble Boy, American Pie 1-3, Gladiator, Ocean's Eleven, Matrix Trilogy, Animatrix, The Italian Job, Top Gun, Black Hawk Down, 50 First Dates, Hitch, Ong Bak, Shoalin Soccer, Dodgeball : A True Underdog Story, Kingdom of Heaven, Wedding Crashers, Sine Your Pity On The Runny Kine, Spiderman/2, Superman Returns...

Television:

RW/RR, SportsCenter, Best Damn Sports Show, Conan O'Brien, Simpsons, [adult swim], G4 TV, Cribs, 24, Lost, CSI, Dog the Bounty Hunter, WSOP (ALL IN BABY!!!), Chappelle Show (bitches), most of Food Network ('cause i cook my own damn meals...) and Discovery Channel (hmmm... that's interesting)

Books:

Sun-Tzu's The Art of War, Dan Brown's Angels & Demons and The Da Vinci Code, Mitch Albom's The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Maxim, FHM, Cargo ( yeah... i know they're magazines), eWeek (techie stuff ... ooo), flowcharts (NERD!!!), and anything endorsed by Reading Rainbow

Heroes:

Superman
Peter Griffin
Yoda
Chuck Norris

My Blog

05-06 Highlights....

2005 2006 ...
Posted by mike on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:07:00 PST

5 Levels of a Hangover

Thanks for this Mel!!! HAHAHAHA... we should know this by heart... One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still ...
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking forthe time.... I know where my watch is pal, where thefuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I askwhere the toilet is?2. People who are willing to...
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST