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D [ AZN]

Repelling Women Since 1981

About Me

Instead of telling you my likes I'll tell what I hate. If you hate what I hate, then we'll probably get along alot better. I hate re-fried beans, the karate kid part 3, small dogs, small dogs that wear small sweaters, monkeys, the way colonel is spelled, asian kids that are into rap, dirty finger nails, really old people, hippies, smooth jazz, david hasslehoff's chest hair, male animals, boys, ugly people, robocop part 3, every land before time except the first one, children..especially dirty children with food on their face, the feel of a wet shower curtain, Hoggle from the labyrynth, that monkey from speed racer, black heads, blemishes, ear hair, the color "mauve", Insane Clam Posse, Juggalos, Juggalettes, French Noblemen, dark chocolate, people who look at me funny for saying nigga all the time, the ALF suit, bacon, that god damned nintendo power glove, "virtual boy", football, mike tyson, cars that sound like kazoos, flipped up collars, "reckless" from friday the 13th part 5, soul-glo, pennies, hump backs, anything with only one eye, Rush, Aerosmith, Crazy Town, Otis from The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Will Farrel...that nigga is always naked, Southern Belles, Mega-Man part 4..because I havn't beaten it yet, soggy cereal, pennies, the feeling of a wet shower curtain, just the thought of sleeping with a wet blanket, bad breath, sea-gulls, socks with holes in them, kids on leashes, Big people wearing little things, Classic Rock..yeah I said it!!, TO BE CONTINUED
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My Interests

'I do not aim with my hand, he who aims with his hand, has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye..
I do not shoot with my hand, he who shoots with his hand, has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind..
I do not kill with my weapon, he who kills with his weapon, has forgotten the face of his father....
I kill with my heart.' .............................

Music:

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Movies:


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Heroes:

Awww..Jessica..She wants me to put my asian babies in her.... Hellz Yeah!!!! Mister Shoe.. He loves me and will kill anyone who looks at me... Yeah..even Mr.Shoe needs his lovins' Jareth...My Nigga!

My Blog

Spooky

It's that time of the year..when dead leaves fly and witches and ghosts fly across the sky...yep. that's right niggas. columbus day. and it will be bomb this year. straight up. Don't look so gl...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

A night to remember...

...So yeah....I was hanging out with Jessica at her work. To keep the perverts from hitting on her and the beardie wierdies away, anyways, Her and I were outside just relaxing when I suddenly had the ...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:11:00 PST

Compton, Born and Raised!

 I passed my mid-term test. I am a very relieved and happy asian!!! For those of you who didn't know...I really was born in Compton!! The real Compton that is!..It's located in Georgia...and in r...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:21:00 PST

New Day...

 I take my midterm today...I hope to pass with flying colors.... " The worst is over now, and we can breathe again...."  ...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST

Asianness

For the 2 of you that actually read my ramblings...here's some neato stuff for you...  I take my midterm for broadcasting school this week. I've been studying...but not nearly enough. I'm sure I'...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:09:00 PST

Ugly People Shouldn't Mate

It just dawned on me...squirrels out number humans like a gazillion to one...if there were to be a race war...we'd so be fucked. Especially if some mad scienteist out there realizes this horrible fact...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST

Who dat?

Link, this nigga knows how to handle his business.......Recognize!...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:00:00 PST

Observation

The human animal sickens me sometimes. We like to think we're natures finest creation....but that simply is not true. Frail, Fragile...protected only by a paper thin layer of flesh. You'd think t...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:35:00 PST

Let's clear up some things...

For those of you visiting Danny here are some things to keep in mind. 1. I am an asshole. Chances are...I don't like you. If I talk to you...you probably pass the test. 2. I am shallow. If I allow yo...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:43:00 PST

Kick to the groin. HYAH!!!!

Those horrible, gurgling sounds that you made...I can still hear them today....they seem so beautiful now.... I hate birds. I hate their gross bird legs and feet. I hate that when they are born they l...
Posted by D [JESSICA'S AZN] on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST