This kind of agility?
Most incredibly:
..
"Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."
---R. Kelly
What comes before part b?
YouTooooob
finetune
Christopher Hill
tim + eric, a lifetime supply of jameson (winkity wink)
Aaliyah, Air, Beastie Boys, William Bell, Biz Markie, Björk, Booker T. & The MG's, James Brown, Busta Rhymes, Ray Charles, The Clash, The Cool Kids, Daft Punk, The Doors, Dyke & The Blazers, Estelle, Eddie Floyd, Marvin Gaye, Donny Hathaway, Fela Kuti, Ghostface Killah, Gorillaz, Iggy & The Stooges, Justice, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Lil Wayne, Little Dragon, Ludacris, Meat Puppets, Billy Paul, Ann Peebles, Pixies, Billy Preston, Otis Redding, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Del Shannon, Nina Simone, Tammi Terrell, Dinah Washington, Johnny Guitar Watson, Jackie Wilson, Amy Winehouse, Wu Tang
The Harder They Come, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Old School, Underworld 1&2, Animal House, The Fifth Element, Elf, The Transporter 1&2, City of God, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Jackass The Movie, Rambo IV, Battle Royale, Children of Men, 30 Days of Night, The Host, Resident Evil, Labrynth, Adaptation, Scorcese's Mean Streets, The Big Lebowski, True Romance, Anchorman, Paper Moon, The Fifth Element aaaand The Little Mermaid, of course
COPS, Anchorwoman, Always Sunny..., Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, ATHF, Buffy, Flight of the Conchords, Tom Goes to The Mayor, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Home Movies, Kenny vs. Spenny, Arrested Development, Frisky Dingo, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Dead Set, The Office, Aeon Flux, The Sarah Silverman Program, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ren & Stimpy
Crime and Punishment, Lolita, Weasel by Cynthia Defelice ('91 holla!), Siddhartha, The Gambler, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Day Lasts More Than a Hundred Years, The Adolescent, The Bhagavad-Gita, House of the Dead, Invisible Man, Blindness by Jose Saramago, The Idiot
Batman, my BFF