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mattatwork

About Me

ive been in training for 4 mos. ok, but not the past 4 mos.

My Interests

cooking, aerobics, running, graphic design, beat boxing

I'd like to meet:

electric bitches... with electric britches.

Music:

untz and electric untz.

Movies:

run ronnie run

Television:

entourage, most hbo programming in fact. funny thing is i dont own a tv. mr. show, curb, little britain.

Books:

martha stewart living... well i guess its a mag really. i like most jazz era literature. just finished reading ben franklin an american life by walter isaacson.

Heroes:

joseph campbell, houdini, steve irwin, martha stewart

My Blog

cottage cheese w/ pineapple

i imagine that for most, the name of this product alone is enough to keep you from eating it.  but, for the rest of us, on that special little bus, who look at it and think... what the hell, ill ...
Posted by beam me up on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:43:00 PST

wft

companies that send me junk mail hate the planet.
Posted by beam me up on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:10:00 PST

velvet rope

i swear to god im going get a velvet rope for my myspace account. 
Posted by beam me up on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

regards to my feet

they are healed.  thanks for asking... no, its not fungus, its the muddy banks of the susquahannock(sp) stuck between my toes. no, its not poison ivy.  it was from a thicket dammit.  a ...
Posted by beam me up on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:15:00 PST

1.5lbs of steak

red potatoes.... and broccoli. it took an hr and a half to prepare and almost 3 whole episodes of entourage to consume. i would like to thank all involved, including jesus... who obviously had somethi...
Posted by beam me up on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST

quote of the future

matt - wtf carl, u missed future day. carl - im sorry matt.  i thought it was tomorrow.    
Posted by beam me up on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:27:00 PST