DJ MadHouse

I am a man who loves a beautiful woman. Please don't get it twisted. A beautiful woman is far more than a pretty face and a nice body. If you're not beautiful on the inside, then you're just eye candy and that shit gets old real quick.Here's a little advice to all you ladies who can't seem to figure your man (or men in general) out. Most real men are simple creatures. All you need to do to keep that guy happy ladies is feed us, fuck us and shut the fuck up and your man will love you 4EVER!!!! REAL TALK!! HIT ME UP IF YOU NEED FUTHER EXPLAINATION. ..A MAN HAS 4 TYPES OF WOMEN...1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoes1)WIFEY IS IRREPLACEABLE...she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the woman that the man loves and will always love, and he NEVER wants to see her with another man, but he might cheat on her with his Boo, Bitches, and Hoes until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and may NEVER be happy again..............2) BOO IS REPLACEABLE, she likes to think she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey and is irreplaceable... Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she makes the attempt, the man may allow her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER maintain her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey...And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the only one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO)........................3) BITCHES...A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events...that call when Wifey or Boo is acting up and he needs a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.........................4) HOES...enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you fuck for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups in case his bitch or his boo slips up. That's the only time you need a hoe.