We could achieve the same effect if I punched you in both eyes. |
I do not know who this douchekit is. It seems his occupation is asshole. This made me extremely angry after I watched it. This is more infuriating than the current presidential admin...
Posted by Rose on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:57:00 PST |
Russian lit is not a good place to find baby names |
Hi everyone! My new favorite thing on the internette is to listen to 92.7 Energy, which is a radio station out of San Francisco and apparently geared toward homos. This is good because I l...
Posted by Rose on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST |
The Leeder of the Frea World |
In two weeks I am going to Washington DC. I'm going with my homie Bort's 8th Grade History class. She needed extra chaperones, particularly chaperones who can crack 8th Grade skull with ef...
Posted by Rose on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST |
THANK YOU PARIS HILTON |
Oh, I have another story from Friday night. I was in the bathroom at whAura (say it whorea), and some chick was talking to me and all of a sudden she dumps a sample of Paris Hilton's perfume on ...
Posted by Rose on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:52:00 PST |
Y Helo! |
Friday night I drank:-My weight in wine-3 mojitos-Half a bottle of Veuve CliquotSaturday morning I: -Puked-Puked in Mary's car-Prayed for death-Got made fun ofI took a nap and was like, shit I feel so...
Posted by Rose on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:30:00 PST |
A Tranny At Law |
I am always in the right place at the right time. Even when I am tired as shit and want to pull every single toe off my foot, I am in the right place with the right people. I got on the bu...
Posted by Rose on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:50:00 PST |
AJ Feely forever |
Dear MySpace hooch in the U of O forum;No one cares if you have met and worked with Joey Harrington. He is the douche that pushed my friend at Rennies and did not say excuse me because he was ob...
Posted by Rose on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:46:00 PST |
Letter to my neighbor(s) |
Dear Neighbor(s);I understand that some people find cats cute. In fact, they think they are cute enough to become pets. The problem with having a cat is that they shit a lot. This pr...
Posted by Rose on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:38:00 PST |
Dear Drunk Frat Guys Who Appeared in Borat |
Dear Drunk Frat Guys Who Appeared in Borat:You deserve every bit of humiliation heaped on you in that movie. I saw you, you little foulmouthed fucks, and you didn't say anything on film you hadn't sai...
Posted by Rose on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:47:00 PST |
Movie Review |
Sorry I haven't posted a blog in a long time. It's just that I think Myspace is effete trash. Okay, there is nothing effete about Myspace. It's more fratty than anything else. ...
Posted by Rose on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST |
