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Jess the Mess

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About Me

ME!!!! Jessica, aka Jess the Mess, MessyJesse, Messica, just plain old me (yea right, me, plain). Im an animal lover, closet tree-hugger always found bustin my ass on the dance floor to phat ass HOUSE beats, some people think im a flirt, but im just friendly, I totally believe in love, like dancing around naked, singing along to Madonna at the top of my lungs, being a fucking swiss cheeze brain(ooh yea), making funny faces, being silly, BIG HUGS!!, giggling, and I absolutely love anyone who can fucking put up with me on a regular basis, cos sometimes even I can't stand myself. I swear I'm not a ditz, even though I sound like one... blame that on my Valley-girl best friend.... fuckin Jerzee, man.I've found that I flourish in a learning enviornment, and I'm trying to seek out the lessons in my life, as I live it. I trip, I fall, I cry, I get up, and hopefully I learn... I'm also succeeding at things that were a major source of frustration, so I guess it kinda means I'm growin up (kinda....)I'm enjoying just being me again. It seems like its been forever, and its so nice to have me back. Maybe it's true:"it's only when I lose myself in someone else that I find myself".MIKE (FLoW [8:23 PM]): your the bestest princess ever of all the princesses in the world

My Interests

music (house, electro, breaks, downtempo, punk, jazz fusion, a lot of shit), dancing to aforementioned music, snowboarding, fuzzy animals (i like wearing them too), i like shiny things, being cunty, drinking, chillen with ma girliez, old men who spoil the shit out of me, and tryin to keep life from falling apart on a daily basis

I'd like to meet:

My life is full of amazing people, friends I've found in the strangest of places, love that has grown from another.,. I absolutely adore people who can put a smile on my face and make me laugh and smile, which is such an important quality for my friends to have.,. that, and HONESTY!!!.,. guys who can throw me over their shoulder and twirl me around until i start squealing like a piggy (awww, uncle AJ).,. and anyone who can tolerate my semi-obnoxious ways of being me(I'm really not that bad, I just get JAPy sometimes).

Music:

What kind of techno music are you?
You are house!
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeI listen to mostly house: deep house, tribal house, breakbeatz, techno, tech-house, progressive electro, whatever, hip-hop, punk rock, new wave, electro, anything 80s, MADONNA, No Doubt (I'm a girl, dammit), and a whole lot of other shit.,. if it's good, i like it just don't try to convince me that country is good.,.

Movies:

anything funny.....old school, jackass, anything with adam sandler or former SNL cast, sleepers, pope of greenwhich village, coming to america, i dunno man whatever.,. and god help me if i forget LOTR.,. and vintage teen angst movies .,. just about anything from the 80s.,.

Television:

the simpsons, that 70's show, Dr. 90210, Hogan Knows Best, SNL, sopranos, sex and the city, entourage, and who can beat ny1 with its weather on the 1's?

Books:

Who Moved My Cheese? If you haven't read it, go get it! The 30 minutes it takes to read will have a lifetime of ramifications (positive ones, I promise).

Heroes:

My grandparents and my parents, who have rebuilt their lives over and over, and showed me how to pick up the pieces of me and rebuild when I had to...

My Blog

a thought..... or a few....

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're h...
Posted by Jess the Mess on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:18:00 PST

rules

So, as most people know, I tend to live by my own rules, pieces of advice I've picked up here and there, lessons that I've learned along the way, and I just thought to put some of them down. I'm sure ...
Posted by Jess the Mess on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:35:00 PST

a fiew words from the wise

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The ...
Posted by Jess the Mess on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:40:00 PST

Quarter Life Crisis.....

OK, So I stole this from a friend, who stole it from another friend, who probably stole it from someone else, and so on.....   It makes perfect sense...... so I just had to repost...   Bein...
Posted by Jess the Mess on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:55:00 PST

i hate november

i fucking hate november.,. im mad pale and i miss my tan; its too cold to wear just hoodies outside and its too warm to go snowboarding so therefore all i end up doing is smokin mad blunts.,. life is ...
Posted by Jess the Mess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another monday

dude.,. mondays suck.,. and there are 4 more days til friday! ugh what a drag.,....
Posted by Jess the Mess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST