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Duckie McMurphy

Years of love have been forgotten in the hatred of a minute. - Skunk Allstars

About Me

Soy justo buscando a la muchacha, la muchacha con el corazón del oro...(Rancid)
Ich habe nicht ein Herz, zum zu brechen
The 10 Rules of My MySpace
1. Always use proper English. I taught creative writing, and I HATE bad grammar, spelling & punctuation.
2. Do not ask me out or worse yet, to marry you, if I have never spoken to you. All that makes me do is forward the massage to all of my friends, figuring they need a good laugh. I am completely happy in my single state.
3. Do not send me an event invitation for something that is in a different state. I am not going to drive to some god-forsaken location unless I have a really good reason. Someone from MySpace who I have never and will never meet is probably not considered a good reason.
4. Do not contact me if a mutual friend of ours is not talking to you. I don’t know you, and I don’t care about the situation. I have enough drama in my life.
5. Do not solicit me to get you booked on PWU shows. Yes, I consider the owners my family however, I am not going to be bothered talking to them about some person from MySpace who thinks they have something to prove. They have more important things to do and so do I.
6. Feel free to use my Comments as free advertising, but please realize I will do the same exact thing to you.
7. Do not send me a message & say something retarded like “Hey, do you wanna rassel? I’ll let you win!” I will kick your ass, leave you bleeding on the mat, and then let my boys have a go at you. You better pray that I don’t decide that Annie Social should have some fun too. You will be in a world of hurt if that happens.
8. My 13-year-old cousin is on my friends list. Don’t post anything too explicit. The number of people on my friends list that can break this rule is less than the number of fingers on one hand.
9. I am very outspoken & opinionated. If you don’t like it, piss off.
10. If you are under the age of 18 do not even bother eh-yoing me. I have a son who is your age. In fact, think twice about friends requesting me. If I go to your page and I don’t see something we have in common (ie. Wrestling) I will deny you!
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
"Nothing matters in the whole wide world, when you're in love with a Jersey girl."

My Interests



20 things about me...

&hearts Most people know me as Tara Murphy. Very few people actually know my real name. Even fewer are allowed to use it.

&hearts I am a pro-wrestler & valet.

&hearts I drink & smoke too much.

&hearts I am a roughneck.

&hearts I hold grudges & I can be extremely cold-hearted.

&hearts I despise being treated like an object & I hate having to play “cute and stupid”.

&hearts I curse too much & I can be really sarcastic.

&hearts I value intelligence & I can’t stand dealing with stupid people.

&hearts I hate being hit on.

&hearts I am a jeans & tee-shirt chick. I hate having to do my hair and make-up.

&hearts I have an amazing ability to withstand pain. I no longer believe in love, and believing in hope is a bit shaky too. I honestly don’t think I have a heart to break anymore.

&hearts I am a royal bitch unless you are in my very close circle of friends.

&hearts I have a bodyguard.

&hearts I have to be perfect, I can’t stand making mistakes.

&hearts I can be extremely anti-social.

&hearts I despise being lied to. That can be grounds for me cutting a person out of my life.

&hearts I hate people who freak out when they meet famous people.

&hearts I like cars, motorcycles, animals & books more than most people.

&hearts I am proud of my accomplishments.

&hearts I am a total Jersey girl. If you don’t like it fuck off.

The Cool Interests:
Wrestling, cars, motorcycles, dancing, music, going to as many shows as possible without going deaf, drinking, hanging out with friends...

The Not So Cool Interests:
Physics, Reading, Quantum Mechanics, Why things work the way they do, Astronomy.. And yes, I am the first person to admit I am a geek & I am damn proud of it.

I'd like to meet:



People who are interesting and who have IQ's higher than a rock. And by interesting I don't mean crazy...

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Music:

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Hub City Stompers, Wretched Ones, Lousy Break, Bombtown, Teardown, The Skels, Mountain John, Dropkick Murphys, Rancid, Angelic Upstarts, Sex Pistols, Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, ICP, Twisted, Dean Martin, Robert Earl Keen, Manowar, Sean Paul...god only knows who else...

Movies:

Legend, Clue, ok...Pretty much any Tim Curry movie, Labrynth (please note, I love physics, but still can't spell), the parts of Beyond the Mat I've seen, American History X, The GI Joe Movie, Alien vs. Predator, the first 3 Star Wars Movies (IV, V, & VI), Fight Club, Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Lord of the Rings Movies, Pretty much anything that has explosions in it, and isn't a "romantic comedy" *gag, gag, hack, hack*

How to make a Tara Murphy
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part ambition
1 part beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Television:

Forensic Files, Law & Order (All of them except Trial by Jury), CSI (The Origional one), Animal Precinct, Pretty much any show on Court TV's Saturday Night Solution, Statgate SG1, Myth Busters, Modern Marvels

Books:

The serious stuff:
It Seemed like a Good Idea, You did What?!?, The Pessimists Guide to History, A Brief History in Time - Hawkings, The Universe in a Nut Shell - Hawkings, The Elegant Universe, pretty much anything by Sagan except Contact - I'm only missing 1 or 2 of them, Does God Play Dice?, anything by Richard Feynman, Flowers for Algernon, Beowolf, Grendel, most Shakespeare, some Lord Byron - as a reminder that truth is stranger than fiction (if you want to know why, just message me and I will explain why), A Tale of Two Cities - Dickens, Dr. Zhavago (I know I killed that spell check isn't helping on it), Death in Venice, A Day in the Life of Ivan Densiovich, The Art of War - Sun Tzu
The Semi-Serious Stuff:
Bridge to Terabithia, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Witch World series by Andre Norton, Lavender - Green Magick - Andre Norton, ok...I love Andre Norton & usually HATE Sci-fi (thanks dad!)
The Brain Candy:
The "Once upon a..." Series which is a collection of romance novellas (I can't be serious all the time), The "Haunting Hearts" collection which are also romance novels (and as y'all are laughing I have to reply, I don't get any in real life so I might as well get it somewhere), The Stephanie Plum mysteries, All of the Harry Potter Books (I'm still pissed at the ending of the 6th one though)
I'm sure this will be updated once I get home and actually take a look at the 200+ books I have.
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Heroes:

My brother Doug, Stephen Hawkings, Carl Sagan, Nero, Vlad The Impailer, but especially anyone in the Armed Forces, cause they put their asses on the line everyday to protect the American way.

My Blog

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated&

Of all the shitty luck, as I was on my way to pick up one of my best friends at the airport Monday, I was rear-ended.  Actually, a better description is that the fucking cunt didn't even hit her ...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

Where'd you go? I miss you so...

Um...yeah.  I haven't been around a lot lately.  Well actually I have been, I have just been flying under the radar.  I have been in one of my "leave me the fuck alone" moods, especiall...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

Outside the gates of Valhalla

I slowly walk down the path, I have traveled many nights over the past year. Under monstrous trees, And over never ending chasms. Through fields turned black in the night, Up to the Gates of Valh...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST

This is how it is...

I am getting tired of stupidness so I am taking a break from myspace...if you don't see me around, sorry but I have my own shit to worry about...I'll be back when I decide I want to deal with people a...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe...

Its been a bit (2 weeks or so) since I posted a blog & since I still have quota time its gonna be short...The gardens going great.  It is completely planted and everything is starting to go.....
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

Welcome to the East Coast, its where we drink the most...

Quick update:The East Coast Oi! Fest kicked ass.  To all who missed it - Piff!  Losers!  I worked for the Hub City Stompers & The Wretched Ones on Saturday and Band of Felons on Sun...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

Well...

If I am a bit incognito for the next couple months, I appoligize.It appears yet again, due to circumstances beyond my control, that I will have to save every freaking penny I have.I will more than lik...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:08:00 PST

30 second update...

I apparently pissed off the internet gods again so I am back to having quota time.  So this will be fast.I finally got my plants.  However when I opened the boxes they appeared totally trama...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:36:00 PST

I really wish...

People would keep my fucking name out of their fucking mouths.Over the last couple months, I have repeatedly had people say that they heard this and they heard that.  The real pity is...99.9% of ...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

Bwah-hahahaha!

Yeah...so there is a rather depressing blog on the other page.  I have been having a bad day and I just needed to get everything out.  Now..."Onwards and upwards."You HAVE to f-ing love that...
Posted by Duckie McMurphy on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:44:00 PST