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Oswad and Master Lew

Feed us, meow, feed us, meow

About Me

We're two brothers sharing this account cuz what the hell else are we going to do?

My Interests

Eating, sleeping, chasing our tails, playing with string, birds, biting your fingers, having that area where our tails meets our ass scratched, belly rubs, snacks, female cats

I'd like to meet:

Any other cats that chat on here.

Music:

Whatever the hell our pet is listening to at the time because we have no thumbs to put a cd into the player.

Movies:

See the music answer.

Television:

Nature shows, anything with fast moving images.

Books:

We're cats, we can't read.

Heroes:

Our daddy/pet. Because really, who the hell else do we know?

My Blog

Explain the unexplainable

It's been awhile since we've said anything.  We have nothing to say other than meow!  We love daddy!!
Posted by Oswad and Master Lew on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:05:00 PST

Two down, two to go!!

Those of you who know us, know that we're South Side boys.  Sure, we may have been born in West Chicago, but our daddy is a South Side boy, so we're South Side boys!!  Tonight, our team won ...
Posted by Oswad and Master Lew on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:58:00 PST

Life has gotten much better.

So today, our pet, A.K.A. Dad, rearranged the house, and holy shit!  It's a non-stop party for Oswald and I.  Holy crap, the entire center of the house is completely open for us to run aroun...
Posted by Oswad and Master Lew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What's with the heat?

Jesus christ could it get any hotter?  Oswald and I don't need this crap.  We're covered in fur for fuck sakes!!  I'd say we're sweating our balls off, but we haven't got any!  God...
Posted by Oswad and Master Lew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Here we are

So my brother Oswald and I always see our pet, a.k.a. daddy, working here.  Seeing that the bastard keeps us cooped up here in the house all day while he is off doing lord kows what, we figured w...
Posted by Oswad and Master Lew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST