I love Scrabble, my family, and picking up after myself.
Here are the only two poems that I have ever memorized.
They will tell you more about me than I can:
I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see, than be one
-Shel Silverstein
In the beginning,
no, long before that,
when Light was trying to decide
who should be In
and who should be Out
of the Spectrum,
Yellow was in trouble (even then!).
Turns out Green
(well, you know how Green can be)
didn't want Yellow in
(some primal envy, I suppose)
but for whatever cause,
the effect was bad on Yellow
and caused Yellow to weep yellow tears
for several eternals
(before there were years)
until Blue heard what was up
between Green and Yellow
and took Green aside for a serious talk
in which Blue pointed out that
if Blue and Yellow were to get together
not that they would, but if they did
(a gentle threat)
they could make their own Green.
"Oh." said Green,
with some understanding.
Naturally, by a sudden change of hue
Green saw the light and Yellow got in,
worked out fine.
Yellow got lemons
and Green got limes.
-Ken Nordine
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You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
The Simpsons Personality Test
