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well do ya, do ya do ya wanna!

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About Me

I use myspace for my journals/friends and home movies, If you're going to read my journals and bitch about them, without letting me know in a civilised manner, then dont read them. I'm an opinionated git and I have no interest to change. ..
adopt your own virtual pet! ..If you wonder why I'm misanthropic, I will quote my mother 'O well, don't worry bout them Em, people are shits' I dress the way I do not to be unique as such but because I feel comfortable and because I want to attract only the open minded as friends.I'm a fool! Am a European Canadian.(who get this-does not say aboot). I am at St Mary's college (Twickenham). I define malteaser. I have all the mannerisms of a laddette. I'm obsessed with hair removal, as in if I have body hair I have to remove it. I will one day also travel the world. I can't stand rudness, people who have no reason to moan but moan anyway and lying.I'm misunderstood alot,even by the people closest to me..im tall, darkish, kinda chubby, loads of jewelery, black eye make up with loads of bright clothes.I have an irrational phobia of peeches,spiders and clowns. I have learning disorders coming out my ears....i try not to show it though i often fail!!!Nicknames include, Emz, M, Tux, Tuxifer,Tuck,crazy lady,hippie chick,Jacob King,Toucan,Emski,Badger,Jugs,Hollow Legs...etc etc hooray everybody. If I act like I don't like you, its probably because I dont for a bloody good reason.Or because I have a shy complex and come across as rude. I am appaulingly blunt and not afraid to say what I feel as long as its in reason! My faveorite words would include, Minge, Hidieous, Shizzle, Beetch, Stinkin' Gippo, divine, shexy, ass-knocker, muppet, wank, pile of wank, B-S, Silly, brilliant, love it, good man, fucksticks, shito, Bool-acks, cutie, yay! hooray!! kick ass!! spastic, retard. Blast(ul have a blast), Funny as buggery, huggle (combined-hug/cuddle), delious, specimens, beast, Wench, Silly sausage, ok-so, HIT HIM- USUALLY AIMED AT A FRIEND IN THE STRONGEST COCKNEY ACCENT WHICH THEN FOLLOWS WITH ME GIVING WHOEVER IS NEARBY A BIG HIT AROUND THE HEAD. ONLY WHEN THEY DESERVE IT OF COURSE. DONT POKE ME!!! GANG-BANG (ITS SOMETHING I LIKE TO SHOUT, ALOT) My faveorite people would include, Adam x2 Adriano, AJ, Angeline, Soph, Pete x2 Dave, Tracy, Jenna, Ed, Kate, Mart, Dean, Charly, Gwen, Liam, Harly, Neil x2 Amy, Ruthie, Toby, Bec, Chris x3, Colin, Dan x3, Kai, Elise, Elski, Jen x2, Matt x2, Jack, Jacki, Rebecca, James x 3, Scouser, Jess, Jon, Johnathan, Julia, Kirsty, Lou, Lucy, Luke, Lisa, Maddie, Michelle, Nick x 3, Ol, Patch, Renz, Al, Rich, Sabrina, Steph, Steve x2, Teria, Tim x2, Tom x2, Ul, Jeremy, Keith, Rachel, Silje, Simon x3 Chrisie, Darren, Damo, Esther the King, Hayleigh, Charlie, Celeste, ..
adopt your own virtual pet! ..I faked my marriage on myspace using pictures and a journal, alot of people fell for it, alot of people didnt notice, alot didnt believe it from the second I posted...but I kept it up for a month successfully.

My Interests

I love- The theatre Literature, Travelling, Dauchsaunds, art, Parties of any kind, Poetry, Eyeliner, roses, food in general, Jewelery (non sophisticated), collecting road scenery after too many drinks e.g. stop signs etc, animals, kids (the ones that you dont want to run over), sleeping in, SILLINESS!! Dressing up, Hot baths and showers, being a big kid, fun fair and theme park riding, swimming, dirty jokes and limmerics, singing, flirting outrageously, cooking when I can be asked, my festival religion (different festival every year), the Northern accent- especially when they say O FOR F*CK SAKE, the Scottish accent(there's something really sexy about it), corsets, My converse shoe collection, Jewish names, Polish names, Russian names and accents, trying everything once except incest and folk dancing (now who was it who said that), Making lists, The word Knickers...it has a great ring to it!!In fact, knickers themselves are great... Having people play with my hair....relaxes me so much, Sound proof rooms...i dont know why!! meaningless posters and badges, letters, eyes, my room, the colour RED, music videos (they're quite addictive, in a sad way) the English language, hands (look at them, they're something beautiful about them), snow and skiing, mountain towns (the old historic ones) markets, admiring fashion (wild and/or glamourous), the beach, mini cars and playing how many people can we fit in one mini, movie nights with pizza and ice cream, diet cola, my bongo drum, holding hands with anyone(theres something very comforting about it), psychology, motor cycles, HUGS AND KISSES, hot weather, storms, Corsica, Minorca, Austria, France, Calafornia, Arizona, ice skating, dancing to cheesy music, absailing (haven't done that for years mind) MSN Messenger, Picnics, BBQS, footie, Comedy sundays (thanks kingston), Suduko,..
adopt your own virtual pet! ..

I'd like to meet:

the guy who did these videos,The goo goo dolls, they're all hot, have a similar interest in seasame street. Plus listen to that beautiful voice. *melts*REM- Particuarly Michael Stipe, I'm so sorry I missed your last performance. I'm going to miss you so much. I hope you'll know just how many lives you've touched.People who interest me and/or are inspirational..... The 5,6,7,8s...thanks for complimenting my Bob Marly t shirt halfway through your performance!!! I would like to befriend all festival holders just to get tickets. A street poet. The people who hijacked those chocolate trucks and ate it all before the police could trace them rock on. Those people who stole the scream painting from the Oslo gallery....very impressively done......
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adopt your own virtual pet!Alice Cooper, Just because...Fizzgig!!and finally, these people...

Music:

Try me...I have almost every album.....CD buying is my hobby. I know... I'l make a list of music that I DISLIKE!LET ME MAKE THAT CLEAR, I REALLY CAN'T STAND ANY OF THIS MUSIC.... Busted, Kasier Cheifs, Whetus, Mcfly, Alien Ant Farm, R.Kelly with the exception of 'vibe', Thursday, The Osmonds, Ronan Keating (good voice, too similar to boyzone, who lets face it had limited talent) L7, Darkness, Courtney Love/Hole, The Streets, Good Charlotte, R'N'B post 2000 except Destiny's child, Teenage Boy/girl bands with the exception of Take that and Spice Girls, More or less any dance stuff post 2000 with the exception of a few, Hip Hop post 2000 with the exception of Eminem (not to be taken seriously)Dre, Nas, plus a few more. Evanasence, Kurt Cobain as a person, Thrice (they aren't a bad band but I dislike them), Abba, Britney, Christina (besides Dirty with Redman and her voice is impressive), Slipknot (though I like stone sour), J-Lo, Shakira (except for whenever wherever the spanish version,I'll admit that she has got talent, shame she sounds like a goat), Kelly Osbourne (though her version of Papa don't preach was fun whilst it lasted), Papa Roach, Puddle of Mudd, Peter Aundre, Limp Bizkit, Kate Bush, Dido (stunning voice too samey), Creed, Shania Twain besides her album come on over, Jameriquai as a person another stuck up human being, Culture club (though I like Boy George as a person, he seems kinda fun), Anyone who is a pop idol or is in pop starz or is on those reality tv music series.With the exception of Alex whats-her-face ( i forget), Avril Lavigne-there is one song(cringe)thats I like, The Dandy Warhols, Tatu, they should have been shot a long time ago, Skunk Anansie had done the whole lesbian scene long before Tatu did, Skunk Anansie actually had the talent to go with it, Pet shop boys, silverstein, Ultravox, Bowling for soup, Kylie Minogue, Mary J Blige as a person, My Chemical Romance, The Killers-except one song (forget which one), Coldplay-yellow is an exception, Human league, Frankie Goes to Hollywood (exception of Power of Love) more to come, Any thing that I haven't mentioned is absolutely wicked. I also collect busking CDs. I buy a different busking CD from a different town/ city and never buy one from the same city/town twice.

Movies:

In no particular order My neighbour Totoro, Belliville Rendez vous, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Wallace and Gromit, The muppets (a huge fan of those guys) memento, Moulin Rouge, Any thing animated Good Fellers, WITHNAIL AND I!!!!!!!!!(my absolute faveorite) I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOOZE!!! Spinal Tap, Star Wars, Shrek 1 & 2, Matrix isn't that great a movie, impressive, though not absolutely incredible. Save the Last Dance, sliding doors, Billy Elliot, Stand by me, Trainspotting,
Which Trainspotting Character Are You? Snatch, Ghosts of Missisippie, The Wedding crashers, What Lies beneath, Ladies of Lavender, Notting Hill, Love Actually, Road Kill, Nightmare before Christmas, Green Street, V for Vendetta, Lucky number Sleven, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Gremlins,Cant stand Teen movies with the exception of Save the last Dance and disturbing behaviour, Cant stand anything with Jim Carey in with the exception of the Grinch and The Mask, Adam Sandler should have a nice big staple put to his head, Brendan Frasier (not a bad actor though none of his roles have done him justice, prefer him on stage), Sarah Michelle Geller should just b*gger off, though she was a great Daphne in Scooby Doo!(god im such a big kid), Never been huge on Ben Stiller, not that hes a bad actor.The french and the Japannese are incredable film makers and could beat a Hollywood plot anyday.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

Television:

In no particular order, Frasier, Friends, Fresh Prince of Bel Air Trigger happy tv, South Park, Simpsons,
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test Eastenders, My Family, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, Beavis and Butthead, VH1 CHANNEL, Sex in the City, Joey.
You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz More soon
You Are Most Like Miranda!
While you've had your fair share of romance, men don't come first
Guys are a distant third to your friends and career.
And this independence *is* attractive to some men, in measured doses.
Remember that if you imagine the best outcome, it might just happen.
Romantic prediction: Someone from your past is waiting to reconnect...
But you'll have to think of him differently, if you want things to work. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

Books:

Again in no particular order David Peltzer- Child called It series, Frank McCourt- Tis/Angela's ashes, L.M Montgomery-Anne of Green Gables series, Jane Austin-Pride and Prejudice/Emma, Thomas Hardy- Return of the Native, Charles Dickens- David Copperfield/Oliver Twist, Antony Burgess-Clockwork Orange, Steven King- Pet Sementary, Celia Rees- Witch child, Lewis Carrol- Alice in Wonderland/ Through the looking glass, Tolkein- The hobbit, C S Lewis- The Lion the witch and the wardrobe, J.K Rowling- The Harry Potter series, Bill Bryson- Notes from a big country, Mary Norton- The Borrowers, Paul Jennings- (anything by Paul Jennings), Roald Darl- (anything by Roald Darl), Gina Wilson - Cora Ravenwing, John Steinbeck-Mice and men/Grapes of Wrath/The red pony, George Orwell- Animal Farm, Brian Jaques- Martin the Warrior, Terry Pratchet-Jonny and the dead, T R Wilson-Roses in December, The curious incident about the dog at night time (someone remind me of the author) Hitchkickers Guide to the Galaxy-again someone remind me.....Can't stand Carole Shields Again there is more to come

Heroes:

I tend to say 'what a hero,' at alot of people, when they do silly things. Steven Tyler- wild personality-openly honest and blunt- amazing vocals, Michael Jackson- best perfomer in singing and dance (yes chances are he is a pervert i know), Freddy Mecury- what a way to go- dying of aids whilst raising millions for the aids trust to make a difference before you go. Nice one, Bob Marley- Gave Reggae the name, Also my friends the ones that have the patience for me and help me through and always will, and make me the person I am. I love you guys to bits!! Simon Cowell- i love how you are only employed to be sarcastic and blunt to the attention seeking Brit trash. Prooving that they are talentless because of their lack of effort to go far unlike most of our singers.

My Blog

feminism-hypocrisy

When I heard the term feminism, I assumed it was women simply being equal to men...Yet I've noticed many flaws as well as hypocrisies amongst it. First of all, what is this I hear about fundamen...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:05:00 PST

always having an answer for everything

Have you ever noticed that people who cannot argue to save their life always say 'o you always have an answer for everything' As if that actually defeats an arguement, let alone makes them feel bad fo...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:08:00 PST

I have now seen everything

A diet patch, works like a nicotine patch...   how in sods name does it know whether I crave chocolate, carbs, cheese to surpress my cravings... Believe that, you'll believe anything x...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:06:00 PST

evolution-answer to lifes questions

what happened to that mate? why did that girl/boy leave? why didnt I stay at that job/why did I get fired?what happened to my marriage? why did we fall out? The answer is simple... Our life is one big...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:49:00 PST

The underwear store

Is there something wrong with a man running a store specific to women's underwear? The idea had never occured to me until today. On my way to walking to Kingston, I came across a rather quaint little...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST

Chrisis of creativity

Marvin Gaye once asked me at the tender age of six, what is going on? Being the age I was, I never understood one hundred percent what he was refering to. But I knew this, I had a fondness for music, ...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:21:00 PST

Find Madaline

Recently, there has been much upset over the case of the pretty missing child Madaline. And to be honest, who can blame people? However, why do people think, that just because the McCans are intellige...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:32:00 PST

evolution and its cruelty

Evolution is cruel...Even after the ice age, they havent created a creature that actually likes the cold and doesnt have to huddle, or dig deep to avoid it...Penguins have to huddle, seals have t...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

Scarecrows

Surely the crows have got used to the same faces of scare crows and dont feel intimidated by them any more? Equally surely they've worked out that they're pretty lifeless (unless scarecrows dance when...
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST

You would think

That if people were so worried about children getting more obese   That they wouldnt give them wheelies so that they would then do minimal walking and exercise possible....
Posted by well do ya, do ya do ya wanna! on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:19:00 PST