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Doctor Benway

Say, Bill. Would you rub some of this powder on my lips?

About Me

My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him. span class=text

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

That Tom fuck so I could kick him in the teeth for inventing this MySpace bullshit.

Music:

airports, highways, gunshots, cool breeze, mommies vibrator, the application of topical cream, torch noise and breaking wind.

Books:

On The Road, Slaughter House five, Breakfast Of Champions, Drinking Smoking And Screwing, Still Life With Woodpecker and all that brain candy goodness.

Heroes:

Ray Ray, Payday, Ursylla Udders, Sylvia Stickles, Ronnie the Rimmer