The P.P. on the flim-flam |
Okay, so those of you that like to substitute a couple of letters for whole words and you know who you are, need to go. So how much time are you saving when you use "ppl" vs "people"? Or "You are" ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 20:42:00 GMT |
When is Rolllan going to die? |
How my neighbor Rollan does it, I don't know? Every day he is up a 5:30 am hacking is tar filled lungs up. Then rest assured he is home by 3:30 pm and you know he is frying up a rasher of bacon. ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 15:46:00 GMT |
Senior Squeeze |
Man I hope when I am older I can be just like that old guy that put the squeeze on my girlfriend and I at Pilot Butte Burger. We were trying to get some to go boxes so we could take our huge breakfas...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 12:55:00 GMT |
Now that I think about it, maybe not. |
I sat down to this thing intending to write down something prolific. Nothing has come to mind. Imagine that. Go Figure. Usual. Typical. Classic. Representitive. Illustrative. Paradigmatic. ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 16:56:00 GMT |
1:4:06 leads to 1:5:06 and you all you can do is just sit there. |
What do you do when the key to your past doesn't open up the lock to everything about who you are and why you are the way that you are?
The clock just struck 12:00. Orange street lights illuminate...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 00:09:00 GMT |
Meinspace |
Fuck man. Fuck man. Fuck man. FUCKFUCKFUCKFCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
Sometimes you just gotta let it all out like that. I'll tell you something, I am kind of over Bend, Oregon. Its a "nice" town but somet...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 16:29:00 GMT |
Whitebread grooves again |
Watching an older, predominantly white, middle class audience groove in their seats to some smooth jazz ensemble has probably got to be one of the more commical things I have ever seen in m...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:06:00 GMT |
Hold me closer, I am tired of watching your dancing |
Hey doll, yeah you wearing the pink shirt from the brand with only two stripes; don't come down to Corey's and dance. Especially to David Gray's "Babylon." Oh lord, who just put Marvin Gay...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 11:35:00 GMT |
California Dreaming |
Okay, so I know sometimes I bash California, but I really shouldn't. I just got back to Bend last night from a quick mission down to San Francisco, and had a great time. I didn't do much e...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:16:00 GMT |
I want to open a cigarette bar and call it the Butthole. |
Man oh man...You know for not really having a job I really don't get a lot accomplished. Actually that is bullshit. I do enough. Okay, so I do have a job (or two). ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:37:00 GMT |
