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danielle

iller than malarian mosquitoes.

About Me


i have a minimum of 2 conniptions per day.
i'm going to take over the world; one grammar lesson at a time.
i believe good hearts and good humor go hand in hand, like johnny cash and black or freddy and the glove.
i wanna make london underneath a coffee table.
and i want someone to find me the same way people find prehistoric tribes or extinct bats and exotic animals of that matter; confused and excited!

My Interests

God. fam bam. bf. churchin' it. values. goodygoodyness. recooperation. obscenities- but only in german! maternal inclinations. apparent contradictions. singing loudly. shaking it. unconditional there-for-me-ness. hapa boys. oppression. shop. witty repartee. back scratches. the japanese speaking population. all things sketch. all things squish and fluff. resiliency. macro. mantra. honeybees. ballerina feet. serious pineapple lust. blessings. life lessons.

I'd like to meet:

shirota yuu, gerard butler, gael garcia bernal, plus one (reunion), yoko tanji, roland barthes, marshall mcluhan, tim hawkinson, italo calvino, john fante, charles bukowski, jean-luc godard, gabriel garcia marquez, jean paul sartre, albert camus, and tom cruise.

honest hearts.

hopeless romantics and idiot savants. environmentalists and the politically concerned. stimulating conversationalists. people with a passion burning so bright that it seeps out of every pore. i'm in a constant pursuit to find out what makes a persons inner workings tick.

a person with an infectious laugh. a warm smile. a love for the greater good.

Music:

let's not go there. i'm as chesty as a peacock.

Television:

rots your teeth.

Books:

the holy and inerrant bible. vonnegut, salinger, bukowski, sedaris, dostoevsky, wolfe... and anything else i can get my abnormally small hands on.

Heroes:

john galliano & christian lácrois. dave 1 & pee thug.

My Blog

everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

    in the world of literature and wit, vonnegut was heaven sent- having the ability to tell you hard truths and everything you needed to hear effortlessly and without you noticing. shortl...
Posted by danielle on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST

mother earth, father sun.

  i always burst out with a hearty, inappropriate laugh at the incineration of the planet. it's like the part in meet joe black where he gets hit by that car. my friends and i laughed aloud in t...
Posted by danielle on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST

the growth of a caged baby universe

"confrontation is not a dirty word. sometimes it's the best sort of thing as long you don't confront people just for the sake of a confrontation." -- don hewittthe statehood of modern communication&nb...
Posted by danielle on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:08:00 PST

trappings.

lately i've found myself in an odd mental state, one in which i want desperately to go out and hang out and laugh and smile and dance with friends but not wanting to leave the sanctity of my room...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:51:00 PST

the nearest window

the past few days have been on and off for me- burying myself in emotion and then locking it all up, which results in extreme lack of sleep. coffee and more coffee- it's been the one thing t...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

idle words.

God is in heaven listening every time we speak. our speech is often vain and empty, demonstrating our inability to evaluate. again, listen to these words "not that we are sufficient in ourselves to ev...
Posted by danielle on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:33:00 PST

peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

the topic of natural disposition is not complete without including the life of peter. but let us not be too harsh on him until we take a closer look at his spiritual progress! like so many people, pet...
Posted by danielle on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

the snows of kilimanjaro

back to the blog. for one reason or another i always find myself putting all my thoughts down on paper or into binary formats, such as this. maybe in 20 years time, if the world is still around a...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

fireproof crocodiles.

"And when you enter the workforce, you will find competition from those crossing our all-too-porous borders. Now I know you're all going to say, 'Stephen, Stephen, immigrants built America.' Yes, but ...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

2 questions.

i honestly hate the fact that the video of saddams hanging is even out there. it brings a sink rot feeling to my gut. maybe someone can answer this the best as i'm not as up-to-date as i sho...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST