He Said....She Said |
He said; She said He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said . . . You wear pants don't you?He said . .... What have you been doing with all the grocery mo...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:38:00 PST |
EQUIPMENT ! |
EQUIPMENT
Figure it out for yourself, my lad,You've all that the greatest of men have had,Two arms, two hands, two legs, two eyesAnd a brain to use if you would be wise.With this equipment they...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:12:00 PST |
A Recovery Story |
I came to a meeting, all sad and alone, So sick and tired, of the life I had known. Aching and dying, deep down inside, And feeling the pain, from the things I must hide. They told me they Loved...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST |
12 TyPeS Of FeMaLeS ! |
1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantagesa. You have some one to manage your money.b. She always looks good.c. She makes your other fellas jealous.d. She makes you look good.Disadvantagesa. When you get broke...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST |
TEN COMMANDMENTS EbOnIcS StYlE ! |
TEN COMMANDMENTSEBONICS STYLESometimes you have to get the message across as best we can. Try this for those who can't understand the King James Version:1. I'm God. Don't play me.(I am the Lord ...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST |
Living Life To The Fullest! |
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quiet...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST |
Twelve Steps to Living |
I found myself in a bottomless pit, of sorrow and woe and despair.
When a ray of light revealed to me the steps of a winding stair.
In vain I tried to reach those steps, by myself it co...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:27:00 PST |
ToP 5 MoViE QuOtEs! |
1) "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal"
Anchorman
2) "Sexual Chocolate!!!"
Coming to America
3) "Dad- you made that prayer your bitch!"
Taladega Nights
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Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:55:00 PST |
Wifey, Boo, Bitches and Ho’s......... |
1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will chea...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:38:00 PST |
Marriage |
Marriage (Part I )Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, andafter the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what timeI want -- and I...
Posted by BiG WiLl StYlE! on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST |
