Being a fucking idiot - Making people laugh - Comedy - Entertainment - Production - Art - Partying - Bars - Ladies - Music - Cars - Gym - Women - Basketball - Movies - Fashion - Girls - Reading to the deaf and throwing frisbees with the blind.
Ok, a lot of people are asking what this trip is about, here is the breakdown. The party bus is doper and bigger than the last one. There are 3 plasmas in it, tables and chairs, and big leather sofas to sit on. It will be packed with booze for our trip to the Woodland's Inn. It is nothing like it sounds, read the reviews below! There are 6 bars, a huge hot tub, and a pool where we are going. I am not gonna go any further. Just check out the reviews and pictures! Tickets are limited!!!!!!“Loud, Obnoxious, and Blatantly Misleading†Having received our address from the bride & groom, the hotel mailed us a brochure advertising a tranquil, secluded stay surrounded by beautiful nature. The brochure is an absolute and intentional lie. The bars and clubs were thronged by hundreds of loud, drunk, obnoxious, and cheap-looking people until all hours of the night. The hotel located us in the room right next to the bar. The room was shaking from the bass music played at the bars until 2 am.“BEWARE: This is a Frat House!†If you're looking for a nice, relaxing time at a classy hotel this is not the place to go. If you're 21 and want to get really drunk, get into a fight and pass out in the hallway, this is the perfect place for you! It's non-stop drunk people roaming the hallways and being loud until about 5am. Someone actually kicked our door during a drunken fight around 4am. Totally ridiculous!“Thought it was fantastic not sure why the bad reviews.†This was crowded with a nice mix of people.....again we were not looking for a quiet B&B. We were working for a place to have a little fun without have to trek all over the Pocono area to do it. The swimming pool and jacuzzi are HUGE and well maintained! We had dinner at the onsite and had some of the best sushi I have ever eaten. Live in NYC I have eaten in some pretty nice sushi houses and my meal here could compete. The restaurant was modern...the view of the stream was fantastic and romantic and the server was attentive. The singer lounge was certainly a "lounge singer" but he was so endearing it added to the ambience.There are 4-5 bar areas...all with great views and varying amounts of crowds depending on your mood.Midgets, Elderly men with jokes, dogs, and funny janitors. Then if I have time, John Goodman, Tom Hanks, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Steven Speilberg, Fred Willard, Adam Sandler, John Witherspoon, and Jerry Oconnell...oh and your mom if she puts out.
MF Doom - People Under the Stairs - Mickey Avalon - Steve Winwood - Billy Joel - Bon Jovi - Guns & Roses - Spin Doctors - Clash - Aerosmith - Dr Dre - NWA - Naughty By Nature - CCR - Three Dog Night - Boyz II Men - Pearl Jam - Nirvana - Slick Rick - Jurassic 5 - Blink 182 - James Taylor - Jimi Hendrix - Sum 41 - North Mississippi Allstars - The Word...and anything else that Mark Matusko and Kani make me listen to.
Berry Gordy's Last Dragon - Departed - Grandma's Boy - Saving Silverman - Joe Dirt - Boondock Saints - Princess Bride - Buying The Cow - Harold & Kumar - Big Lebowski - Kung Fu Hustle - Forrest Gump - 187 - Finding Forester - Uncle Buck - Detroit Rock City - Big Fish - Back to the Future - Dragon the Bruce Lee Story - Tommy Boy - Lost & Found - Happy Gilmore - Back to School - Blow - Whats Eating Gilbert Grape - Gleaming the Cube - Wet Hot American Summer - Batman (Michael Keaton) - American History X - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - All of the Fridays - Blankman - Dumb & Dumber - Ray - Super Troopers - Dazed & Confused - Spanglish - Napoleon Dynamite - Roxanne - Problem Child
Simpsons - Seinfeld - That 70's Show - Chappelle - Wonder Years - Family Guy - Diff'rent Strokes - In Living Color - Fresh Prince of Belair - Salute Your Shorts - Entourage - Loony Toons - Tom & Jerry - Hey Dude - Saved By The Bell - Doug - Threes Company - True Hollywood Story - George Lopez Show - Cribs - Whos Line Is It Anyway - Scrubs - Drew Carey - Premium Blend
Daddy's Roommate - Dr. Suess and biographies
Anybody who tries hard and does what they want to do with a smile on their face...Oh and Michael Jordan, Bruce Lee, and Urijah Faber.