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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. I was born on a planet called Brooklyn, though some prefer to think of Brooklyn as a place on this earth, I beg to differ (visit a place called Boro Park, u'll see what I'm talking about). Anyways, we then migrated to New Jersey (that's Jersey, not Joisey, nobody says Joisey, and anyone who does is NOT from Jersey). So yeah, my specialties include making people laugh, laughing at the most inoppurtune moments (Dr. Jules Hibbert minus the Bill Cosby motif), talking incessantly, living for those rare moments of silence in my life, writing, being the occasional bookworm (hey, I'm an english major, shouldn't I? well.....), listening to too much music, trying not to spend all my money on CDs and concerts, wishing I had more time/money to go to concerts, hoping one day to actually attend a music festival (and not just those one day political rally festivals), being a full time slacker, and most importantly, trying to take over the world.Interests? Just about anything. Yes children, try me. Despite my case of ADD and seemingly short attention span, I am a very multifaceted person. Well, the upshot of my ADD is that it's VERY easy to catch my attention. Hard to sustain it, but once u catch m attention I try to maintain it. Yes, I love meeting people (unless u manage to convince me early on that you are a total dick). Also, pardon me in advance if I don't remember your name the first time we meet, my line(s) of work involve meeting MANY people, so it is hard for me to remember EVERYONE, doesn't mean I'm not interested in getting to know you, just means that as I get older(!) my memory starts leaking further and further.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is genuinely happy. I haven't given up on the concept yet.

My Blog

The Goldeneh Rule or What If Shammai Was a Zen Buddhist

The Goldeneh Rule<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />....or What if Shammai Was a Zen Buddhist....by Michael J. Fishman...... ..1....The story has been to...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 02:15:00 GMT

new short story (really, this time)

Thus Fell John..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> by Michael J. Fishman The last thing I saw was my own head in the mirror. It was resting on a silver platt...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:11:00 GMT

You Don’t Mess with the One-Note Hummus Jokes

Believe it or not, I've been looking forward to this one for a long time. Like most of the movies Adam Sandler has come out with showcase the same thing Adam Sandler has been doing since his SNL...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:25:00 GMT

Rock N’ Roll

Saw Ace Frehley on Friday. Now I’m hardly familiar with Kiss; I know a song or two or three or four. They’re on the long list of bands I’ve been meaning to get to know b...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:28:00 GMT

second part of story

Sorry, I tried posting it all in one shot but MySpace truncated it, so I now present the rest of my story. "Enough!" shouted Lazar the Happy. "No good has ever come when we have argued. Ou...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:24:00 GMT

My latest project

Based on a cartoon short I used to love as a kid called "Fractured Fairy Tales", which used to take popular fairy tales and give them a post-modern spin, but in a manner that was silly enough for a yo...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:23:00 GMT

beginning of my newest story.

I call this one "Enkidu's Warning". I am basing it on an actual encounter I had one night on the train. For those of you who have never been to New York City, I apologize for my incessant ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:03:00 GMT

another poem

To One Who Only Thinks About Herself..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> by Michael Joseph Fishman II I don't get it They call it Bumblebee Tuna But it's no...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:35:00 GMT

republican debate thru the eyes of a 9 year old

reposted from Daily Kos:original URL http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/1/6/25723/26527/751/4 31492 The Republican debates according to a 9-year old (w/Poll) by 8ackgr0und N015e Sun Jan 06, 200...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:01:00 GMT

follow up to last night

To One Who Thinks Too Much by FiShY ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Spectra masticates pure ambient waves Beethoven's 7th. Roll over, earless one...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:15:00 GMT