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About Me

easily irritated. easily amused.

aim- odd remedy / erotic neurotic
yahoo- [email protected]
msn- [email protected]

My Interests

just kidding, attracting assholes, being everyone's cousin, gael garcia bernal, music all day all night, liberator wedge/ramp, guilty pleasures, mind fucks, amusing myself, abusing myself, pleasuring myself, overanalyzing, innovating, learning, higher consciousness, throwing things away [boys & men included], unconventional ways, sexual innuendos, trial & error, correcting misspelled words, bodypillows, green tea, caffeine, red wine, dive bars, gentleman jack, jack daniels, jack & coke, jack on the rocks, jack in a bottle, jack in a flask, 2buck chuck, drinking before going out to drink, incanto shine, harmony korine, fresh flowers, grapefruit, bananas, oranges, frozen fruit, sushi, avocados, cherry tomatoes, nuts of all kinds, tapatio on everything, cooking, drinking, myspace for music, bikerides, reading, chillin, shopping, scarves, purses, shoes, makeup, hair, betsey johnson, garment steamers, flat irons, hitachi magic wand, liquid stitch, nag champa, pictures, details, clouds, gloomy days, all things inspiring, all things phallic, lubricants, lidocaine, numbing agents, sex dreams, hate fucking, makeup sex, cunnilingus, bukkake, prince albert piercings, fuckingmachines.com, allsitesaccess.com, 8thstreetlatina.com, cumfiesta.com, streetblowjobs.com

Music:

i love it.
all day
all night
all sorts

Movies:

adult films, cult films, foreign films, michel gondry films, larry clark films, la bamba, lolita, city of god, y tu mama tambien, amores perros, science of sleep, sex y lucia, la mala educacion, sexo con amor, scarface, love and sex, jesus' son, secretary, happiness, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, prozac nation, blood in blood out, mi vida loca, gummo, kids, the gods must be crazy, only the strong, christmas story, coming to america, menace II society, american history x, american beauty, fight club, donnie darko, troy, freeway, bubble boy, oceans eleven, dirty love, happy endings, Lifetime channel movies

Television:

style network, bravotv, FX, siTV, ae, TLC

Books:

Merriam-Webster dictionary, The Road Less Traveled, erotica, The Coldest Winter Ever

Heroes:

father/mother 30 years & counting....

oddy//mommy

me&brother

my best friends 13 years & counting...

my babies

My Blog

absence makes the heart grow fonder

not in my case...out of sight, out of mind.please believe, when i cut you off.... you're cut the fuck off.that's all there is to it.
Posted by UGLY audrey on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:31:00 PST

word to your mother

happy thanksgiving in advance.fuck myspace. i got blocked @ work, so forgive me if i already take a million years to reply as it is..... if i ever did, anyway.i spend my entire day at work, on the fre...
Posted by UGLY audrey on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST

traumatized

so i wrote this long ass blog yesterday while at work..... the shit got erased somehow and i don't feel like re-typing the shit...i'll just give you a short version. 2 nights ago in highland park... I...
Posted by UGLY audrey on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

A friend to the strangers, a stranger to friends

i know i keep typing random bulletins about how i miss you mark ass bitches and that you fuckers are still in my thoughts... still missing you... still loving you.. and all that other shit...i don't k...
Posted by UGLY audrey on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:52:00 PST

PISCES and SEXXXXX

Sex is an emotional affair for the Fish, as is the case with much of their lives. Pisces is a sensual and creative lover, adoring playful sex and romping through erotic fantasies. Shyness goes out the...
Posted by UGLY audrey on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:56:00 PST

everything i do is important so i save my feces in jars

just some youtube videos.... . . . ..bukowski.. junko.. mini bboy dick in a box... harmony korine ...
Posted by UGLY audrey on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

subliminal subjective subordinate situations

collectively entwine the soul & mindcreate a pairand if the shoe fits the right foot..make the left awaretake note, your subconscious, subsides all submissionswith subliminal subjective subordinat...
Posted by UGLY audrey on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:17:00 PST

he would fingerpaint you a picture with his blood

a self portrait, dramatic and morbid
Posted by UGLY audrey on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:51:00 PST

people come into your life for a reason

recieved this in an email.... just thought it was worth reposting PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON ...
Posted by UGLY audrey on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:12:00 PST

make the love, paint the picture, write the song

To be with you is my desireTo stay away from you is my ambitionThe magic of your great momentsAwakens the superior inspirationResponsible for perfect complimentsWe have many things to talk aboutAnd we...
Posted by UGLY audrey on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 03:20:00 PST