The name's Jose. Twenty-four year old graphic designer working in Jersey City. I am 100% Dominican and came here at an early age. But don't let the lack of accent fool you. Yo como ma'mangu que tu! Most of my family is now back in DR. Parents built a nice little house down there and flew off to retire. My sis is on the same route to take my nephews down to study in some school down there en la "capitai", jeje. For fun I usually play basketball, pool, bowl (here and there), movies, bbqs with my people, lounges, etc. Now, speaking of lounges, I likes me some salsa. I dance it like I eat it - might be a little messy but it gets the job done, wepa carajo. I also practice a little capoeira on the side. Been way busy as of lately though so I haven't been at practices as of lately but I can still deliver a nice swift martelo quebrado to your neck. Bueno, I'm going to leave this here. I keep going and I'll have to charge you fair price to read my full biography. Got a question or five, you know where to put them.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you
Now here are the rules from the male side since females are always making theirs known.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you
want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither
do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will
act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear is fine... Really ...
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, basketball
and football.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
