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Patchwork Wastrel

Wander with me through the last lost field of sight gone flowers.

About Me

Welcome back! We've been exploring the life of a the rare Tin Whistle Parakeet but now we're going to take a moment to learn a bit more about the Tin Whistle Parakeet's only natural predator; Chad.Wait...what?Hi there! I'm glad you got off the elevator here on floor 7 and 1/2. We'll be continuing the tour through the Creativity department today. Over on your left you can see the Writing department. We've just finished getting the desks in and boy those apes are enjoying the new surface area! That department is coming along rather nicely and we might get something pushed out for the masses soon. If you'd follow me around the hall here we will move on to the Juggling department. Just ignore that door there named Procrastination. We used to take tours in there but half of the time the employees hadn't even shown up for work! It was looking sort of bad for the company. They still put out a lot of memos though, somehow. Damn interesting too, somehow I find myself sitting around reading the things! Oops! Here we are! Watch your head, there is a lot going on in the Juggling department. They've recently been talking about putting up posters!I think we'll stop up by Music wing in a moment. It's all a hike up the frontal lobe but the ambiance is better. We'll take a short break then and continue on into Accounting and Humor. I believe we also have some free candy to give out at the end of the tour so definitely stick aroun..............

My Interests

Art. Thought. Life.

I'd like to meet:

Miska.

Music:

The Decemberists.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption is up there. Stardust was quite fun! October Sky makes for enjoyable times. The Lion King is always a favorite.

Television:

I usually just watch what Michelle has Tivoed.

Books:

These are my past, present, and future.

Heroes:

Howard Roark.Stephen King.

My Blog

This isn’t really a blog. Trained gerbils have written this piece!

Okay, I'm really tired of the multitude of "fake reality" commercials. Hardee's, Pizza Hut (who actually has two of these going right now), and now Windows Vista are running these and it's getting a b...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:49:00 PST

Fur, fiction, and food.

August does seem to be the Dog Days of summer, but not for the usual reason it seems. I have seen more puppies being walked than in any other month. It's quite amusing to see them spilling out onto th...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:22:00 PST

Sex in Your City.

So, if you didn't know already...I'm the best boyfriend in the world. Evidence? Here you go - (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&frie ndID=303977&blogID=401386506) Now, I figured ...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:54:00 PST

Wide Eyed and Bushy Tailed.

Lately, Michelle has been experiencing some Insomnia. I will wake up in the middle of the night because she's missing and I'll find her asleep or watching television on the couch. I think it's stress ...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:07:00 PST

Cough.

I've been sick.  Sick like dog. Coughing till my ribs hurt, sniffling till my brain has drained into my stomach.  Quite pleasant. Yesterday I woke up with terrible pain in my left ...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:02:00 PST

Cut the twine, read the news.

I'm twenty now. It's not much different from nineteen, but it's still nice.  Michelle is enjoying it since she no longer is dating a teenager. I had a really nice super long birthday weekend...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:49:00 PST

A Fairytale.

This is a story that I have to tell to Michelle whenever she asks (which is usually late at night as I'm about to fall asleep.)   So, around this time a year ago, a tall guy was going to a party....
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:49:00 PST

Highcap, Icecap, Nightcap, Recap.

Hello Readers! So the week of Giving Thanks is complete. The world is a little better with all that group Good Think.   I got to sleep in!  Oh, it was quite fantastic. Hours streaming by as ...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:23:00 PST

Dust comes to mind. We’ll go with that.

Things are moving quick. First semester at Winthrop is ending in a few weeks. More papers to write and tests to take in between. I think I'm doing alright. Festival is about to end this coming weekend...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:24:00 PST

The Twelfth Night Gift

I know a fleet-footed girl Who I met by the grace of an Evergreen. And by the by, By the boughs we came to know our laughter And the contract of our contact Came through the contraction of our humor M...
Posted by Patchwork Wastrel on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:28:00 PST