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Kristen

Palin sucks

About Me

I'm a pot of coffee by day, bottle of whiskey by night kind of gal.

My Interests

Cartoons, Paul Rudd, Midnight renditions of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light",recreational drugs, guitar hero, literature, horror movies, Jim Henson, stickers, trying different variations of Snapple, and a mild interest in whatever Micheal Keaton is up to these days.

I'd like to meet:

Robert Downey Jr./ Snoop Dog

Music:

Anything catchy, really.

Movies:

John Cameron Mitchell, Christopher Nolan, Guillermo Del Torro, Jean Pierre Jaunet, Tarsem, Kubrick. etc.

Television:

Cartoons, mostly

Books:

recently Haunted, Catch 22, Beasts of No Nation

Heroes:

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Carol Burnett, Amy Pohler, Tina Fey, Tres McNeil, Bruce Willis, and The Italian Stallion

My Blog

Mike

He’s only been gone for a day and I miss him more than I ever could have imagined. RIP Little bro, I love you so much.
Posted by Kristen on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:24:00 PST

Spring Break

Highlights:-Injuries were sustained due to a plummet from the pestiferous cliffs of the Hebron Rock Colony into a raging river of death. I fell down a waterfall, and it hurt a lot, but I’m supri...
Posted by Kristen on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:41:00 PST

Live Free or Die Hard

So. Fucking. Awesome.The only dissapointment was the lack of Carl Winslow.But other than that, Die Hard continues to improve my quality of life, ten-fold.
Posted by Kristen on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:16:00 PST

Bite me

I had a root canal today. Honestly, the anticipation was much worse than the actual ordeal. The procedure is simple. First they jab into your gums with this long ass needle to numb your mouth. After a...
Posted by Kristen on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

My attempt at an elegy

Oh woe is me! For sorrow is a cruel companion, That asks too many questions and eats all the beef jerky. In short, misery is just annoying.   So fuck being sad....
Posted by Kristen on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

Kristen has an apartment!

So we're approved. Let's get drunk and celebrate!
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:26:00 PST

I miss Emily

It's no fun rocking alone. :(
Posted by Kristen on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:12:00 PST

OK Mythbusters, I need your help on this one.

Do frogs really cause warts? I thought that was a wives tale, until my little brother and I had this conversation: ME: Oooh a Frog! It's cute. Ryan: Don't touch it or you'll get warts. ME: Nuh-uh, Tha...
Posted by Kristen on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:38:00 PST

Wearing Glasses does not make you a nerd.

Every so often, I'll get an urge to browse through myspace and look at people's pictures and such. (Usually in periods of procrastination, when I should be studying instead). It seems that every perso...
Posted by Kristen on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:01:00 PST

Cheese Pizza Rolls are not as good as Pepperoni ones!!!

This comes as somewhat of a perplexity, seeing as how I much prefer cheese pizza to pepperoni when it is in it's regular form. Logically, what SHOULD follow is that cheese pizza *rolls* would also be ...
Posted by Kristen on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:43:00 PST