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THE KING OF CRUNK

MAKE ME PURR LIKE A WALRUS

About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason "The Darkness"
Birthday: May 18 1982
Birthplace: Toronto
Current Location: Toronto
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: english/trinadad
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: don't have any, baby
Your Fears: old lesbian billiard playing midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: everything on it!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: start a mongloid parade/sideshow
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck, it's 5:30am already
Your Best Physical Feature: I can't pick, I'm just plain sexy
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: travelling through europe
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi all the way
McDonalds or Burger King: n/a - they both suck, harveys for me
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea of course
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: nope, wow that was a lie!
Do you Sing: yep, second round of canadian idol, baby! just kidding
Do you Shower Daily: fuck yea, if you don't get away from me
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: been there twice now
Do you want to get Married: sure do
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: I don't not like them
Do you play an Instrument: i'm learning guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, don't ask, all i'll say is it was in New York city and I was drunk
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: all the time, joking
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll tell you what I don't want to be... a stupid fucking emo fag
What country would you most like to Visit: any scandinavian country
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: any colour
Short or Long Hair: don't matter
Height: don't matter
Weight: what the fuck kind of question is this?
Best Clothing Style: punk/rock/skater
Number of Drugs I have taken: ???
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets are for chumps
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any cute punk girls with tats and piercings
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 90%

Romance - 100%

Self - Control - 68%

Kissing - 100%

Cuddling - 50%

Kinkiness - 87%

This cool quiz by KillianO - Taken 197 Times. New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice!

Music:

HOOBASTANK, 3 DOORS DOWN, ALKALINE TRIO, COHEED AND CAMBRIA, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, THE KILLERS, LED ZEPPELIN, THE DARKNESS, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

Movies:

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