TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Kariann  
Birthday: 3/20/75 
Birthplace: Wisconsin Rapids 
Current Location: La Crosse, WI 
Eye Color: blue 
Hair Color: blond 
Height: 5'4" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: right 
Your Heritage: lead miners from England 
The Shoes You Wore Today: leather flip-flops 
Your Weakness: Seeing animals in pain; that does not mean I don't eat them, though. Moooooove that steak on over here, buddy. 
Your Fears: Death of my loved ones, losing my cat 
Your Perfect Pizza: Moon pizza from the old bar called The Settlement in Wisconsin Rapids. Bastards sold their business and won't sell me their recipe. Best pizza I ever ate in my life. 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become financially responsible 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hold on, got a phone call (I'm horribly unable to multitask that way) 
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it? 
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes and lips 
Your Bedtime: whenever I make it there 
Your Most Missed Memory: I loved the times I had in college with my friends Christian, Rachel, Gwen, Shawn, Teresa and Shirley 
Pepsi or Coke: I hate cola. Tastes like dirt. 
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's 
Single or Group Dates: Either one 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both suck, but Nestea sucks more 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino 
Do you Smoke: unfortunately 
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor! 
Do you Sing: yes, but not as well as about 10 years ago 
Do you Shower Daily: at least every other 
Have you Been in Love: yes 
Do you want to go to College: had enough of that 
Do you want to get Married: someday 
Do you believe in yourself: most days 
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on circular-motion carnival rides. Get me on a Tilt-a-Whirl and watch out. 
Do you think you are Attractive: yes 
Are you a Health Freak: not so much 
Do you get along with your Parents: I love them very much. They're very good to me and accept me for who I am. 
Do you like Thunderstorms: They get me hot. 
Do you play an Instrument: Haven't played in years, but tuba, flute, clarinet, saxophone, baritone, piano 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course! 
In the past month have you Smoked: how about in the past five minutes? 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Who, me? 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I scarfed a box of chocolate-covered NutterButters. They were yummy. 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't eat anything that lives in the water. 
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope 
In the past month have you been Dumped: No 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, years ago, and while naked, no less! (College thing) 
Ever been Drunk: Every day if I can. Just kidding. A couple of times a week maybe. 
Ever been called a Tease: Yes 
Ever been Beaten up: Nope 
Ever Shoplifted: This was a month for firsts .... in a crazy moment, yes 
How do you want to Die: Suicide with lots of pills 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm all grown up and I'm still trying to figure that out. 
What country would you most like to Visit: The Netherlands 
Number of CDs I own: lots 
Number of Piercings: four 
Number of Tattoos: only the fake-er-roos 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not many. Just not hooking up with a couple of really cool guys. 
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Your Birthdate: March 20 
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.
Your strength: Your warm heart
Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions
Your power color: Black
Your power symbol: Musical note
Your power month: February
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are 50% Weird 
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
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I'd like to reconnect with old friends and maybe meet some new ones.
Pop, Rock, Country -- David Lee Murphy is my all-time favorite; also some cheesy stuff like John Denver, James Taylor, the Carpenters. I've got other musical skeletons in my closet but won't reveal them to just anybody.
For some reason, I'm drawn to movies about high school -- Can't Hardly Wait, Saved, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Senior Trip. Also like weirdo movies where there are a bunch of seemingly unrelated characters that come to intertwine by movie's end, ala Happiness, 200 Cigarettes and Four Rooms. I mostly like comedies, I guess. Oh, and anything directed by Robert Rodriguez.
I LOVE TV, although they always cancel my favorite shows and let shit like, well, anything on CBS, stay on forever. Some current faves: "Deadwood," "Entourage," "The Comeback" and "Cathouse" on HBO; "Malcolm in the Middle;" "King of the Hill;" "Desperate Housewives;" "Arrested Development;" "ER;" "That 70s Show" and "Will & Grace." Other shows I love that either expired or were yanked from broadcast prematurely: "Quantum Leap;" "Grounded for Life;" "Wonderfalls;" "Titus;" "Freaks and Geeks;" "That 80s Show;" "Dear John;" "Moonlighting;" "Cybil;" "Happy Family;" "Wanda at Large;" "The Norm Show;" "Friends;" "Seinfeld;" "Ellen;" "Nurses" and "Get Real."
Memoirs of a Geisha, by Arthur Golden; I Know This Much is True, by Wally Lamb; Little Altars Everywhere and Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, by Rebecca Wells (the movie totally sucked ass; read the book); The Master Butchers Singing Club, by Louise Erdrich; The Light at the End of the World, by Lorraine Dopson; and anything I can get my hands on by Poppy Z. Brite.
Just about anyone who has more ambition than I do.
 Kariann -- 
[adjective]: 
Tastes like fried chicken
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Kariann will have to write:
I will stop muttering death threats under my breath
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