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harley karns

that borat's so funny they should give him a tv program!

About Me

i eat grilled sandwiches and nachos. i sleep in, i don't take naps. i usually enjoy the trailer more than the feature. i only do major motion pictures, no tv-although i've seen every episode. i celebrate nautical adventures, three chord anthems, and selling out. i usually love the accoustic track. i believe good will triumph over evil. i'm a Christian. i consider business casual a uniform. chucks and jeans are relaxing. i read books and give partial credit for books on tape. i respect originality and passion. royal f u's and ultimate defeats bring a smile to my face. i'd like to think most people aren't bastard coated bastards, with bastard filling!

My Interests

sleeping, punk rokk, dancing better than you, smiling and nodding, surviving cubicles, playing the three chords i know on guitar, outsmarting you, seeing through the BS, mouth breathing, rewarding myself.

I'd like to meet:

ewan mcgregor. zach braff. aaron barret, again. and i'll add jonathan antin and larry david to the list. also would love to have dinner with michael savage.

Music:

face to face, reel big fish, goldfinger, nofx, jawbreaker, craigs brother, sweet water, frankie baby, last but most definately first...

Movies:

trainspotting, get shorty, grosse point blank, braveheart, point break, fletch, made, office space

Television:

scrubs, curb, ali g, blow out, punk'd, and forgetable sports highlights

Books:

grishams, a few classics, conspiracy theories

My Blog

just to clarify...

i'm not wearing eyeliner, i'm just really really tired.
Posted by harley karns on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:00:00 PST

sleep...i sure don't

i find that each day i'm more tired than the last. so basically every day i'm the most tired i've ever been.
Posted by harley karns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vocabulary...

lately my inner monologue has mainly consisted of F-bombs.
Posted by harley karns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST