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About Me

I'm a tall girl, and a fun girl, and a loud girl, and a sweet girl. I'm obsessed with my dog, and playing Monopoly, and cookies & cream ice cream. I like going out, and staying in, and generally wreaking havok. BOOMERANG.
I drive around all day at high speeds in my office on wheels...watching people, meeting people, fighting people, saving people. I see the best and worst of humanity on a daily basis. Mostly the worst, but my coworkers are the best. I love my job. ::cue loud cursing at Dispatch::
You only get one life, and I'm rocking this one til the wheels fall off. I've seen the phosphorous glow on the shores of the Atlantic, I've bungee jumped on the Vegas Strip, I've surfed the waves in the Land of Hanalei, I've washed my hands in the Ganges River at sunrise, and I've sheared sheep on a New Zealand farm.
I tend to believe, however, that everyday that goes by is another day I am closer to bailing - perhaps bounce to the Dominican Republic and sell sunglasses to the tourists on the beach for the rest of my life, or drive a rickshaw in Thailand all day and then sleep on my sailboat all night. You never know. Women are so crafty!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet:
"Someone who's not lying in the street, drunk, with urine all over them." - Unit 961
Tall, dark, excessively handsome. Breathing and employed. Knows at least one or two things that I don't. Beer drinker. Passionate about something - what, I don't care. Good, strong, manly hands. An emotionally available, somewhat hygienic individual that enjoys life and other people while (usually) refraining from judgement of them. Into saving the world (and me) while cooking up some fettuccini alfredo. Those with Mommy Issues and/or SUVs need not apply.

My Blog

Sgt. Michael Washington, USMC

An all around good person the world has lost. Without a doubt he will be missed. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/obituaries/2008001540_ washingtonobit17m.html www.rememberingmichaelwashingt...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:12:00 GMT

Truck drivers and canine convos.

Dear Truck Driver, You cannot merge into a lane already occupied by my vehicle just because I'm in your way to turn. I will not die today, and if I ever see you shake your fist at me again I wil...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:37:00 GMT

Attn Ripley's Believe it or Not.

Not so long ago I went to a friend's home in the U-District - directly on 15th Ave NE - and slept there for the night. I, being an idiot, left my passenger window rolled all the way down, all fu...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:52:00 GMT

End of an era.

I am a part time EMT. Thus concludes AMR's reign of terror on my life. And yes, I know, "Make sure you work your 72 hours!" Come see me holding down the fort @ Swedish Ballard. Good times.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 14:41:00 GMT

Food For Thought.

...if 40 is the new 30...and 30 is the new 20...that's what Jay-Z says anyway...then 20 is the new 10...so 21 would be the new 11...right? Discuss.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 14:52:00 GMT

Adventures in P-Town.

I'm back from my mini-vacay, kicking it with Deanna, Terri, and the rest of the Semler crew. Mad shouts! Check out the new song by Beauty & The Breakdown. "Seriously, people underestim...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:35:00 GMT

The greatest story ever told.

A new kid at work, Michael, told me today that he recognized me from a call he saw me on as a bystander before he even worked at AMR. It was a story that I thought I needed to pass along. S...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:31:00 GMT

The mess you left.

A child who falls down normally remembers to put their hands out next time. Not me. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 17:22:00 GMT

The dark side.

Hey man. Out with the old, in with the new...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 18:53:00 GMT

I think this will WORK.

Work on Saturday was fucking pandemonium. This is more for posterity's sake as well as my own failing memory, but you can read it. If you want. I guess. "I LOVE YOU KENNY CHESNEYYYYY...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:40:00 GMT