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About Me

I order fries with everything. Because everything should be "Deluxe." Cheesburger Deluxe. Tuna Melt Deluxe. Plasma Television Deluxe. Eames Rocker Chair Deluxe. Nintendo Wii Deluxe (waiting in line makes one peckish). Wouldn't you want fries and a slice of tomato with iceberg lettuce with those things too? THINK. ABOUT. IT... ..

My Interests

Lunch Specials.

I'd like to meet:

Oprah, Tina Fey, Martha Stewart, The Inventor of DVR, Whoever keeps the files for every HR department ive ever interviewed with.People who find the clips above completely hilarious.If you like Marilyn Monroe over Audrey Hepburn...well, you're probably a whore. But that's OK. It wouldn't have worked out anyways.

Music:

On the iTunes Right Now: Duffy, VirginRadioUK, Frequence3...Pop, Freestyle, 80s, Easy listening cheese.

Movies:

Roman Holiday, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Charade, almost any movie involving an oscar-winning actress taking a tragic comedic turn with mixed results (View from the Top, Romy and Michelle's)

Television:

Torchwood!, Heroes, 30Rock, Gilmore Girls, Ugly Betty, Campus Ladies, Top Chef,The Daily Show, Tennis, mindless programming on assorted cable television networks.

Books:

Candide, Siddhartha, The Alchemist

Heroes:

Mondays at 9pm on NBC.