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MY NAME IS SIMBA AND I'M LOOKIN FOR A LADY OR MAN. I WAS NEUTURED AT A YOUNG AGE SO I CANNOT HAVE KIDS, AND ALSO I DON'T PICK UP MY LEG WHEN I PEE...I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, I AM A POMERANIAN, I MUST BE REALLY HYPER, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM. I LOVE ATTENTION, I AM THE CENTER OF ATTENTION ALWAYS. SO I NEED SOMEONE KINDA QUIET THAT I CAN OVERPOWER...MAYBE A CHIWAHWAH??
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