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SIMBA

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF

About Me

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MY NAME IS SIMBA AND I'M LOOKIN FOR A LADY OR MAN. I WAS NEUTURED AT A YOUNG AGE SO I CANNOT HAVE KIDS, AND ALSO I DON'T PICK UP MY LEG WHEN I PEE...I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, I AM A POMERANIAN, I MUST BE REALLY HYPER, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM. I LOVE ATTENTION, I AM THE CENTER OF ATTENTION ALWAYS. SO I NEED SOMEONE KINDA QUIET THAT I CAN OVERPOWER...MAYBE A CHIWAHWAH??

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My Interests

WELL I LIKE TO MEET NEW HOMOSAPIENS, I ENJOY A NICE STROKE NOW AND AGAIN, AND ALSO I LOVVVVE POPCORN.

I'd like to meet:

A BEAUTIFUL K9 LIKE MYSELF, MAYBE A LAB OR A COLLIE, BUT ONLY PUREBREADS PLEASE.

Music:

BAHA MEN

Movies:

THAT ONE DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIE WITH THAT DOG THAT IS PSYCHO, THAT'S MY COUSIN!! and also

Television:

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH TV. I'M CONFINED TO THE KITCHEN AND LAUNDRY ROOM BECAUSE I LIKE TO POOP AND PEE ON THE CARPET.

Books:

I'M A DOG...I CAN'T READ!!

Heroes:

AIR BUD.

My Blog

BORING DAY.

today i had to stay home because my owners have no life and wake up at like 3 and so i got taken out like twice today, and then they got me my normal treats. phewww, i mean, i like brand names, i don'...
Posted by SIMBA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST