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Bal(t)z

It's not so much the Apocalypse, it's the humidity.

About Me

"Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter"

My Interests

Music and the making thereof, the noises in my head, yelling at the television, shaking my fist at things, really good & really bad movies, The Simpsons, eating, juggling, bowling, "fresh air," showering, cats, cussing, video games, cussing while playing video games, M.C. Escher, things with lots of wires and knobs, psychedelic experiences, going to the drive-in, drinking, sleeping, headache medicine, silence, sharks, forensics, post modernism, the spiritual taxation of capitalism & commodity fetishism, media literacy, over-analyzing the train wreck that is pop culture, collecting vinyl, mixing said vinyl, vocabulary, yammering on about esoteric crap nobody else cares about, synthetic happiness, girls with glasses, crustacean seafood, collared shirts, exotic cuisine, Paulaner, Hoegaarden, discogs... Oh, and I have a strange fascination w/ serial killers/degenerates/sociopaths/whackos.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks, Klaus Kinski, Agnes Skinner, Arj Barker, Gary Busey, Stan Brakhage, Dr. Bomb, The Cadbury Easter Bunny, Werner Herzog, Ibrahim Alfa, Scrooge McDuck, Sascha Baron Cohen, John Sugg, L Ron Hubbard, & whoever invented air conditioning.

Also, I'd like to meet Adam De La Pena.... & kill him.

Music:

sElf
Autolux
The Privates
Tipsy
Kool Keith
Failure
Beck
Stanford Prison Experiment
Portishead
Mike Patton/Mr. Bungle/etc.
Fiona Apple
Buffalo Daughter
!!!
XTC
The Beastie Boys
Quintron & Miss Pussycat
Devo
Caveman
old Primus
old Tool
old Rage Against The Machine
Sunny Day Real Estate
Hum

I'm one of those dinosaurs that's into electronica so the rest of this stuff is going to be a foreign language to you if you're not into it too...

Fym
S-Max
Paradroid
Keinzweiter/Superlauncher/etc
Elco Park
Ed.Arcade
Dave Aju
Antislash
Ibrahim Alfa
Marcin Czubala
Mark Hawkins
Tobias Schmidt
Cristian Vogel
Neil Landstrumm
Justice
Feadz
old Mr. Oizo
Aysam
Sety
Mike Shannon
Troy Pierce
Magda
Marc Houle
Richie Hawtin
Matthew Dear PRE-AUDION!!
Gaiser
Tractile
JPLS
Ryan Crosson
Lee Curtiss
Uli Kunkel
Kane Roth
Melchior Productions
Daniel "where'd he go?" Bell
Todd Sines
old Jeff Samuel
Jay Haze/The Architect
Akiko Kiyama
Slg
Dimbiman
Cabanne
Ultrakurt
Minimono
Pheek
Michal Ho
Dario Zenker
Daze Maxim
Franco Cangelli
Franco Cinelli
(seriously, they're 2 different guys.)
Seph
Alka_Rex
Marcel Knopf
Dapayk
Mud Max
Pan-Pot
Audio Werner
Matt John
Agnès
Krikor
Tom Demac & Duckett
Sebastian Russell
Doudou Malicious
[A]pendics Shuffle
Bruno Pronsato
T++
Franklin De Costa
Mathius & Staffan Linzatti
Jason Emsley
Shadi Megallaa
Mark-Henning
Akufen/Horror Inc.
Ark
Mossa
Peanux
Oliver Hacke
Twerk
Matt Haines/The Rip-Off Artist/..etc
John Tejada
Justin Maxwell
Eric Entity/Mariel Ito
Si Begg/Buckfunk 3000/...etc
Tipper
Crunch
Akstrakt Knights
Solid Ground
mid-periodT Power
old Uptown Connection
old Freq Nasty
(mid-period) Matthew Bushwacka!
Tsunami One
old Dark Globe
old Meat I swear that guy used to make great music Katie
Tim Xavier
Chris Jackson
Paul Birken
Tony Rohr
Frankie Bones
Ectomorph
Otto Von Schirach
Phoenecia
Soul Oddity
Push Button Objects
Dexter (NL)
The Two Lone Swordsmen
Radioactive Man
Kansas City Prophets
The Wee DJs
Carl Finlow pre-Mr. Machine Dez Williams
Oliver Dodd
Synapse
Subtonal
Ellen Allien
Smash TV
Luke Eargoggle
Boards of Canada...
Funkstörung

you know, the really really good stuff

Labels:
Boogizm
Spontan
Over-X
Circus Company
Automatic/Semi-Automatic
Currently Processing
Mental Ind
Neue Heimat
Mosquito
Penalty
Feinwerk
Snork
Bpitch Control
LTD 400
Einmaleins
Archipel
Kalimari
Multi Vitamins
60 Sec
Antenna International
Thema
Goosehound
Karat
Omerta Registrazione
Minus
Plus 8
Underline
Early Spectral/Ghostly
Contexterrior/Tuning Spork
Un/Foundsound
Alphahouse
Orac
Karloff
Frankie
Revolver
Cynosure
Sushitech/etc
Minibar
STHLM Audio
Leftroom
Adjunct
Perlon
Logistic/Telegraph
Microcosm
Friends of Tomorrow
Noodles Discoteque/etc
Gassoline
Fuel (UK)
Trust
Serotonin
Spacebar Sentiments
Palette
Resource
Schematic
Warp
Slalom
old Whole 9 Yards
old Botchit & Scarper
Hard Hands
Planet Mu
Colony
Plank
old The End

basically anything sincere, left of center and a little silly.

Movies:

Aguirre the Wrath of God, Stalker, Point Blank, Team America, Errol Morris's stuff, Brakhage's stuff, the Big Lebowski, Holy Mountain, I Am Cuba, R.O.T.O.R., Happiness, blah blah blah. Basically it boils down to a few names; Tarkovsky, Kubrick, Herzog, Morris, Brakhage, the Cohen brothers, & Wong Kar-Wai.

Television:

The Simpsons, MST3K, 1st Person, The Daily Show, Strangers With Candy, Flight Of The Conchords, Dr. Katz, Heroes, Entourage, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, Futurama, South Park, Games And Sports Network, Current TV, Beavis & Butthead, Da Ali G Show, Duck Tales, Unsolved Mysteries, Jeopardy, Cash Cab, Identity, Andy Milonakis, The Office, Big Love, and all of those sensationalized forensics shows. Oh, & I do NOT like Aqua Teen Hungerforce. That show just isn't funny.

Books:

The Dictionary

Heroes:

Sasha Baron Cohen, Bill Hicks, Werner Herzog, Matt Mahaffey, Rodney Mullen, John Sugg, Keith Thornton, Errol Morris, Si Begg, Dave Tipper, Manfred Koridass, Tobias Lorsbach, John Stewart, Magda, & me.

My Blog

The Best of Records of 2006 (Updated!!)

Well, October is about halfway done now and as the year's end nears, you [read: me] can't help but look back & wonder, what were the highlights of 2006?  And after spending too much money &am...
Posted by Bal(t)z on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

3 things...

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:1. B2. BB3. BBMcBTHREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:1. my posture2. my hair3. my wicked badassednessTHREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:1. Swiss2. Austrian3. RussianTHREE THIN...
Posted by Bal(t)z on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YOU ARE NOT A DJ IF YOU DON'T MATCH BEATS!!

It's fucking pathetic that it is now socially acceptable to call people who press play on their playlists "DJ's"...  people @ Azul I'm looking @ you!!!  You've got to be kidding me righ...
Posted by Bal(t)z on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:16:00 PST

Kool Keith: The Worst One Yet!

Man, don't get me wrong, I love me some KK but COME ON.  Lost Masters Vol. II is even worse than the first!!  Even 1 had a few good tunes on it despite all the shittin' and pissin'..  D...
Posted by Bal(t)z on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 03:55:00 PST

Attention friend prospects...

Thank you for your interest in becoming one of my friends. Now, there are just a few things you've got to do before you join. 1. You have to know my last name to "add me" in the formal sense but if ...
Posted by Bal(t)z on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy shit god damn.....

I just saw a dead guy! NO SHIT!!! I was driving home and I turned onto Juniper from Tenth and there were a bunch of cop cars all over the place. Low and behold, there was a body laying in the alley...
Posted by Bal(t)z on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

unsolved mysteries

So, being the part time worker and newly graduated bum that I am, I recently have increased my daytime television uptake. Namely, on Lifetime (television for idiots) they show 2 back to back hours of...
Posted by Bal(t)z on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST