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Racing Green Sebaceous Gland

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About Me

I am a descendant of Thor, the god with the hammer, i'm still true to my viking roots, i like to hack, back, sack and crack wax, i would like a beard like zeus, i think that i should believe in zeus is sounds like a good idea, he dosen't force morals or beliefs he just sits on his thrown still kicking it with the ladies. i work on whiteladies road on the bar of a bar/restaurant, which means i am cool, i use herbal essenses fruit fusions when i can but at the moment i am on rainforest flowers, i have a vast array of smell sprays, 2, at the last count, and own a bottle of TRESemme. go and add clodagh's tutorial, because they are all marginally attractive, nothing compared to Zeus, but beard growth is not a speciality for ross. My hair is now short and i have a basic "mo" fullstop. i'm at a complete hypostasis in my life.

My Interests

Skateboarding is my main past time, i enjoy a jolly frollick with my wood. I also enjoy socialising, mainly at pubs and watch bands play instruments to a rhymically rehearsed creative display of songs. LONG LIVE LIGHTYEAR.

I'd like to meet:

I like to be meet Dutch Morrocan rapper, Raymzter, and ask how it is possible to be a hit rapper in Holland when you are half Dutch half Morrocan living in your mums attic..... BY CHOICE, he lives in his mum's attic BY CHOICE... why? he's about 32 years old. I would also like to meet SANDRA BULLOCK, she is the best looking lady ever... speed 1... shit plot shit acting shit film... dosen't matter, Sandy B is Fucktastic.

adopt your own virtual pet!how gay are these little home made animal things, why is this even here, at least i swore on mine and didn't give it a stupid cute name and pretend it was cool when it is not, it is a stupid fucking brown penguin and i hate it, you here that you penguin thing, "standing on the rooftops everyone scream your heart out" - this is also lame, you've have let us all down you welsh lames, remember the good old days, handsome life of swing, but now it's over, lets keep this rant going, because keane still exist, who buys that shit, it's proper gay, don't even deny it ross they are lame "but they play from their heart and their true spirits" shut up ross, i don't care whether they sing out of their arseholes, they are shittastic, fuck all of you xxx- - i would like to meet the Zeno of Citium.
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Music:

The Mars Volta, Lightyear, Captain Everything, Fantomas, Biffy, Adequate 7, Modest Mouse, and many other bands, mainly with the word THE at the start: The hives, strokes etc... mainly guitar and drum and bass and flute type bands, harmonicas are not allowed, however hardcore beligan trance is allowed. Hot chip will break your legs, hell is for herpes have a good new album, and the mars volta again because they're awesome to the power of 3your mums got big hands she shops at .

Movies:

joe dirt, World police team america, anchorman, napoleon dynamite, death race 2000, seret of nimh, wedding crashers, mainly the funnies, but if it's interestingly done i like it, such as M. Night Shyamalans films, Quentin taratino or Tim burtons. And old school, i used an "and" after a fullstop with a capital letter so fuck you.

Television:

Extras, South park, simpsons but it is getting old sometimes, why won't terrestrial play new shit? friends is usually funny but the same still applies apart from the new shit because they don't have any new shit. experiMENTAL was a funny programme for a bit, shooting stars.

Books:

not really a book person, Zoo magazine is about as close, but i did just buy the Da Vinci code and something else i have forgotten about, that was a while a go i now have a whole host of books, i have in fact one book, called the 13 and a half lives of captain bluebear, but i saw a book called adverbs that i want, i don't think it is just a book of adverbs but it probably was, truck, pigeon, poles, wand, dagger, lightbulb, gizzard, spraycan, pot noodle, (this is how it probably reads).Parmenides

Heroes:

Marc Johnson, Cedric Bixlar Zavala, Omar A La Rodriguez Lopez, Vince Vaughn and David Spades (in joe dirt)... and Chris Haslam Zeno of Citium "better to fall with the feet than with the tongue"

My Blog

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Name: Dan Pudsey Birthday: 06.04.87 Birthplace:St Michaels hospital Bristol Current Location: My luxury flat on park row Eye Color: Debatable blue Hair Color:Brown Height:6 FT Right Han...
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Posted by Racing Green Sebaceous Gland on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:57:00 PST